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04-07-2013, 11:14 PM
This is unlikely as entertaining for people who don't know much about finance but going to post it here as a fun marketing experiment and of all people i think presidentcarter would find it hilarious. Divorco as well if we weren't always debating on here.
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04-07-2013, 11:40 PM
Ha, cool idea. I would, however, remove the random interjections of "bro" -- it's distracting, adds no value, and takes away from the tongue-in-cheek satire.
It's a bit peculiar how many Wall Street guys are married. You'd think hearing terms like "depreciating asset," "opportunity cost," "diversification," "negative convexity," etc. everyday would make them recognize these things in their personal lives.
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04-08-2013, 12:48 AM
nice job west coast
Marriage is a poor return on investment for all men especially Clooney since as a he gets older his career will also grow and so will his ability to make wealth thus making him an appreciating asset with time meanwhile his wife will grow older and less attractive with time making her a depreciating asset.
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04-08-2013, 10:10 AM
Clever. I had a good laugh.
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