[Aliblahba]

Her: Why is their a condom under your pillow?
Me: I get a lot more from the tooth fairy than when leaving a tooth.

[thegmanifesto]

Picture from my entrance hallway:

[Scarlet_Terror]

I buy my shit in bulk on condomdepot. Save a bunch. Also highly recommend silicone based lubes from Wet. Pjur is too pricey and gooey, and water based lubes are shitty and get sticky.

[beaversarefun]

You should get your CDs the way you get your suits: custom-made.

http://www.my-size-condoms.com

[thegmanifesto]

(04-08-2013 11:34 AM)beaversarefun Wrote:  

You should get your CDs the way you get your suits: custom-made.

http://www.my-size-condoms.com

That is funny, but I have actually thought about doing that.

[beaversarefun]

I use them all the time. I got tired of the tight rubber bands on ordinary CDs, so I tried a much broader size and it feels way better. I also enjoy it when a girl passes me a CD and I politely refuse and say thanks, I but I only use my own custom ones.

[soup]

What's a CD?

Before we go any further with this, we need to get something out in the open.

Just in case it hasn't been mentioned before on RVF..

Dental Dams are god-damned Beta.

[beaversarefun]

@TheGManifesto
Very thoughtful of you to keep pregnancy tests in your place as well.

@soup
Unless you are a professional man-whore and you have to eat nasty pussy to get the greens, I couldnt agree more.
By the way, in Germany the proper term is 'Lecktücher', which basicly means 'lick cloth'.
Oh and CD - condom..

[Pacific]

@TheGManifesto

So do you ask the girl to pick one, and then she also has to pay you the price labeled? LOL

[Giovonny]

(04-08-2013 09:54 AM)dotbiz Wrote:  

(04-08-2013 03:03 AM)Giovonny Wrote:  

I keep my condoms in my socks.

In all seriousness? When you go out you have them there the whole night?

Yes,

I like to keep them in my socks because that way, no one will notice them, I can never lose them, and I know they are always arms length away.

[thegmanifesto]

(04-08-2013 11:57 AM)Pacific Wrote:  

@TheGManifesto

So do you ask the girl to pick one, and then she also has to pay you the price labeled? LOL

Exactly.

I am in Ketosis. I don't buy b*tches sh*t.

I even charge them for water at my crib.

A girl stayed over the other night and she ran up a $450 tab at my place. I charge for everything. Water, Drinks, Toilet paper, hand soap, everything.

[Hotwheels]

(04-08-2013 10:35 AM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

Picture from my entrance hallway:

You wear custom suits yet live at wally world?

Shit, I don't even SHOP at that shithole.

[MrXY]

I tape a condom to the underside of my scrotum

[soup]

Am I the only one on here that keeps them in my wallet? Why is that so strange

[thegmanifesto]

(04-08-2013 02:03 PM)Hotwheels Wrote:  

You wear custom suits yet live at wally world?

This place?

[Giovonny]

(04-08-2013 03:18 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

This place?

Remember they drove cross country to get there and when they got there it was closed!

Chevy Chase was pretty funny back then!

I got my big screen tv from walmart.com.

[AneroidOcean]

I suppose I am not as smooth as you cats. However, I always keep a bunch in my overnight bag (that I have a duplicate of all my toiletries in at all times) and I refill the discreet box in my nightstand from my condom depot bulk order when it starts to get low (ordered 250 last time), and if I'm going out, I'll usually toss 3 in my back left pocket or in my jacket if I'm wearing one.

I definitely never would want to stop the momentum if for the simple reason that there's too many damn things that can slow me down/divert me from having sex already, why wouldn't I take care of one that is so dead simple to handle?

[Samseau]

(04-08-2013 10:31 AM)soup Wrote:  

(04-07-2013 10:24 AM)Samseau Wrote:  

(04-07-2013 08:51 AM)soup Wrote:  

I think he had warts and maybe the clap. He said he had to get a test where the doctor would stick something in his dick hole.

Surprisingly enough, he was able to convince his hot girlfriend to let him fuck her raw after disclosing all this.

I had a buddy whose girlfriend had herpes. They fucked raw for almost 3 years together. He never got herpes. It's really easy to avoid. Don't fuck when having an outbreak.

beaversarefun Wrote:

My opinion: Its not worth it, considering the fact that you not only put yourself in danger of contracting a (fatal) STD, but may also pass it on unknowingly to a great number of other people, who themselves may then go on and spread it further by copying the very same irresponsible behaviour you encouraged when you decided to go raw.
I wouldn't want to be part of that.

Catching a fatal STD is as rare as being in an airplane crash. Do you still fly in airplanes?

And remember, condoms will not stop you from catching molluscum (I've had this one), herpes, warts, or syphilis.

Of the STD's condoms do prevent, all of them are curable with the exception of AIDS. And you aren't going to get AIDS unless you start getting fucked in the ass.

It's honestly EVERYONE's duty to get checked every few months or after every 10 partners, REGARDLESS of condom usage. So many STD's spread independently of condoms.

If people didn't use condoms but got checked frequently and regularly en masse, STDs would be a thing of the past.

Wait, I thought you can't cure herpes.

It's not curable, but you can prevent transmission. Simply do not touch someone if they are having an outbreak.

So, for example, my buddies girl would tell him she was having an outbreak and then they would not have sex until it cleared up. Simple to avoid.

My father has herpes on his lips (cold sores). He's kissed me thousands of times growing up. I don't have herpes, because he never kissed me while he was having an outbreak.

Herpes is actually a very easy disease to avoid.

[Screwston]

(04-07-2013 10:44 PM)soup Wrote:  

(04-07-2013 09:08 PM)houston Wrote:  

(04-07-2013 08:51 AM)soup Wrote:  

I think he had warts and maybe the clap. He said he had to get a test where the doctor would stick something in his dick hole.

Surprisingly enough, he was able to convince his hot girlfriend to let him fuck her raw after disclosing all this.

The clap is curable with pills. Doctors don't stick the q tip down your piss hole anymore, they make you piss in a cup. You just sound paranoid.

No they stuck something down his dick hole a couple years ago. He doesn't have insurance and went to a clinic in the Bronx. Maybe they use old technology.

I would call and check before. I went to a ghetto clinic last year and they didn't do it.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

Gio, how long do you keep condoms in your socks? Do you put them there only when you're expecting sex to happen? Carrying them so close to skin for more than a few hours would probably cause heat damage...

[WestCoast]

(04-09-2013 04:50 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

Gio, how long do you keep condoms in your socks? Do you put them there only when you're expecting sex to happen? Carrying them so close to skin for more than a few hours would probably cause heat damage...

Ha! Come on man, heat damage, it's California dawg.

I am with soup on this one the wallet is a better spot, if I'm sure of the bang, I'll go to the "bathroom" at the club and move the condoms to a couple of different locations depending on what I think will go down.

It's all about losing zero momentum.

Back seat of your car is also key for guys in hs/college.

[Giovonny]

(04-09-2013 04:50 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

Gio, how long do you keep condoms in your socks?

A few hours, at the most.

(04-09-2013 04:50 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

Do you put them there only when you're expecting sex to happen?

Yes, if I know sex is a possibility, I will keep 1 or 2 on my socks.

(04-09-2013 04:50 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

Carrying them so close to skin for more than a few hours would probably cause heat damage...

I wouldn't worry about it. I've never had a problem caused by body heat. Condoms are designed for the heat of the body. Just keep them in your jacket until you get her back home, then transfer them to your socks when you guys are starting to make out and stuff.

Or, just wear 2 pairs of socks and put the condoms in between the socks.

[soup]

(04-08-2013 10:05 PM)Samseau Wrote:  

(04-08-2013 10:31 AM)soup Wrote:  

(04-07-2013 10:24 AM)Samseau Wrote:  

(04-07-2013 08:51 AM)soup Wrote:  

I think he had warts and maybe the clap. He said he had to get a test where the doctor would stick something in his dick hole.

Surprisingly enough, he was able to convince his hot girlfriend to let him fuck her raw after disclosing all this.

I had a buddy whose girlfriend had herpes. They fucked raw for almost 3 years together. He never got herpes. It's really easy to avoid. Don't fuck when having an outbreak.

beaversarefun Wrote:

My opinion: Its not worth it, considering the fact that you not only put yourself in danger of contracting a (fatal) STD, but may also pass it on unknowingly to a great number of other people, who themselves may then go on and spread it further by copying the very same irresponsible behaviour you encouraged when you decided to go raw.
I wouldn't want to be part of that.

Catching a fatal STD is as rare as being in an airplane crash. Do you still fly in airplanes?

And remember, condoms will not stop you from catching molluscum (I've had this one), herpes, warts, or syphilis.

Of the STD's condoms do prevent, all of them are curable with the exception of AIDS. And you aren't going to get AIDS unless you start getting fucked in the ass.

It's honestly EVERYONE's duty to get checked every few months or after every 10 partners, REGARDLESS of condom usage. So many STD's spread independently of condoms.

If people didn't use condoms but got checked frequently and regularly en masse, STDs would be a thing of the past.

Wait, I thought you can't cure herpes.

It's not curable, but you can prevent transmission. Simply do not touch someone if they are having an outbreak.

So, for example, my buddies girl would tell him she was having an outbreak and then they would not have sex until it cleared up. Simple to avoid.

My father has herpes on his lips (cold sores). He's kissed me thousands of times growing up. I don't have herpes, because he never kissed me while he was having an outbreak.

Herpes is actually a very easy disease to avoid.

My feeling about this is that if a girl feels weird about having sex while she's on her period, she'd be three times as freaked out about having sex in the middle of a herpes outbreak (unless she's a total nut case). Based on this logic, there's probably a good chance that your dick won't come into contact with herpes if you are banging normal girls.

What do you guys think?

[AneroidOcean]

(04-09-2013 12:26 PM)soup Wrote:  

My feeling about this is that if a girl feels weird about having sex while she's on her period, she'd be three times as freaked out about having sex in the middle of a herpes outbreak (unless she's a total nut case). Based on this logic, there's probably a good chance that your dick won't come into contact with herpes if you are banging normal girls.

What do you guys think?

You're applying logic to consider how a female would act.

While Samseau is correct in that the easy transmission of herpes is overblown, it is possible to be asymptomatic so you could have caught it and not realize it as well.

If you're not doing everything you can short of not having sex to minimize your risk of STDs, you just don't care about your health that much. Plenty of people don't. Myself, I do. If I ever have kids I don't want them to be catching an STD from their mother or from me. I care about my health. I know I could catch an STD no matter how careful I am, but I'm not willing to not have a sex life and have essentially zero risk. That's where I draw my line, you have to decide where you draw yours.

[Samseau]

(04-09-2013 12:26 PM)soup Wrote:  

My feeling about this is that if a girl feels weird about having sex while she's on her period, she'd be three times as freaked out about having sex in the middle of a herpes outbreak (unless she's a total nut case). Based on this logic, there's probably a good chance that your dick won't come into contact with herpes if you are banging normal girls.

What do you guys think?

Not to mention I hear herpes can be painful. I don't think she'd want someone rubbing her blisters.