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Best term for a Whore House?
ColSpanker
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Best term for a Whore House?

04-01-2013, 11:06 PM
My day job involves me calling on local businesses trying to sell them industrial maintenance services. Imagine my surprise when my latest cold call turned out to be a massage parlor, i.e., "stroke parlor".
And, no, I didn't get any free offers.[Image: banana.gif]
But I'm wondering how to list this place so that the next sales drone knows what they're getting into. Just listing it as a "whore house" on the call sheet could cause me all kinds of problems.
Can anyone suggest a PC term to use? Non-English languages are OK, unless the term is considered obscene (we do employ non-English speakers).
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04-01-2013, 11:08 PM
brothel
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04-01-2013, 11:09 PM
"Piston Calibration Center"
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04-01-2013, 11:11 PM
brothel... cat house... house of ill repute/ill fame... bordello... sporting house... can't think of any others off the top of my head, but I'm sure there are some other euphemisms in common usage.
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04-01-2013, 11:12 PM
Rub and tug. Steam and cream.
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04-01-2013, 11:13 PM
Whew! Digging these responses already!
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04-01-2013, 11:42 PM
Quote: (04-01-2013 11:06 PM)ColSpanker Wrote:  

Can anyone suggest a PC term to use?

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04-01-2013, 11:45 PM
how about

1) House of Senators
2) House of US Representatives
3) the White House

all those are pretty interchangeable with whore house
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04-01-2013, 11:48 PM
Use a french term. They never fail.
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04-01-2013, 11:50 PM
Moulin Rouge, lol
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04-01-2013, 11:53 PM
The Spank Bank
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04-01-2013, 11:59 PM
Church.
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04-02-2013, 12:37 AM
Le cocque carousel
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04-02-2013, 03:56 AM
Jack Shack.
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04-02-2013, 05:17 AM
'Adult' entertainment venue
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04-02-2013, 05:21 AM
'Brass Gaff'. The other Brits will know this one.

"Brass Nail" is cockney rhyming slang for Tail, meaning Prostitute (courtesy of urban dictionary) and "Gaff" is just British slang for a house.
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04-02-2013, 05:43 AM
Not sure about the spelling, but putajiero
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04-02-2013, 07:05 AM
P4P Villa
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04-02-2013, 12:35 PM
Every comment was golden, but I think I'll go with Tut's Adult Massage Center.
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04-02-2013, 01:00 PM
Massage parlour is amibigious.
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04-02-2013, 01:19 PM
Quote: (04-02-2013 12:35 PM)ColSpanker Wrote:  

Every comment was golden, but I think I'll go with Tut's Adult Massage Center.

I'm an expert at euphemisms. Learned it from lying chicks downplaying their sexual pasts and infidelities.
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04-02-2013, 01:56 PM
the pink cavern
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04-02-2013, 03:26 PM
Male stress relief services
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04-02-2013, 03:36 PM
My sister's mobile home.
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04-02-2013, 04:11 PM
"Happy Endings" style. But saying "adult service" as mentioned above should get the point across.
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