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#safetytipsforladies - proves ladies have bad jokes
03-27-2013, 04:45 AM
They make it seem like they have absolutely no way of bumping up their own accountability to not get raped.
That's the only joke I got out of it.
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#safetytipsforladies - proves ladies have bad jokes
03-27-2013, 04:48 AM
Yeah, for all their talk about being "empathetically aware of social issues", "emotionally adept", "possessing an intuitive social fluidity" and all that fluffy nonsense, they crack jokes like German aspies and are as funny as childhood cancer.
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03-27-2013, 05:12 AM
Why should I listen to tips about not getting robbed? People should be telling robbers not to rob!
Why should they teach me how not to get sick? they should focus on telling diseases not to infect me!
Their "logic" is as dumb as shit.
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03-27-2013, 05:15 AM
Change your identity to male. Men don't get raped.
Gender's just a social construct, right guys?
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03-27-2013, 07:36 AM
Not to split hairs, but I don't think the women on that Twitter account were trying to be funny per se. I think they were trying to be snarky and sarcastic, the two only emotional modes known by any female who frequents Jezebel.
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#safetytipsforladies - proves ladies have bad jokes
03-27-2013, 07:50 AM
Quote: (03-27-2013 07:36 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:
Not to split hairs, but I don't think the women on that Twitter account were trying to be funny per se. I think they were trying to be snarky and sarcastic, the two only emotional modes known by any female who frequents Jezebel.
Women think snarky and sarcastic are funny.
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03-27-2013, 08:41 AM
Women think snarky and sarcastic are funny.
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My thoughts exactly
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#safetytipsforladies - proves ladies have bad jokes
03-27-2013, 10:29 AM
Any sentence that begins "Women think" is not going to end well.
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#safetytipsforladies - proves ladies have bad jokes
03-27-2013, 12:17 PM
I don't see how suggesting that women should consider that maybe there are other people in the world and that maybe they will objectively view a certain situation differently from how they do is tantramar to 'Men wanting to keep us girls in our place', but I was also not born with a meal-ticket between my legs and told from infancy that I'm everything good and well in the world and that none of the bad things that befall me in my life will in any way be my own fault.
Give me 48 hours with a vagina of my own, drop me in America and watch me set myself up for the next ten years.
