[deathtofatties]

I haven't had much luck inviting girls over to my house for tea or drinks over text. I think I'll try this dick pic thing as a last resort. Should I?

[deathtofatties]

And I'm Asian btw. She probably thinks I have a small dick. Surprise Bitch.

[MrXY]

I've been experimenting a little with this on some cold leads I had from online-girls that had not responded to me in weeks or months

One I used Soup's script on about whether she would be ok with a large one .She responded "haha goodnight" so I deleted her

Four others I just sent a boner in the pants pic out of the blue. Three didn't respond , one did-she said "Wow I like you belt buckle" (the pic shows a cool belt) so we exchanged a few texts.

So, not bad- i revived one and cleared four pieces of dead wood out of the phone

[kbell]

Have you ever sent animal dicks (elephant or horse) to troll them?

[MrXY]

I have a pic of a donkey's dick on my phone that I use if a girl is annoying me-but this is mostly on girls i've already banged

[soup]

Zebra dick?

[Jaylow]

(04-12-2013 06:28 PM)deathtofatties Wrote:  

And I'm Asian btw. She probably thinks I have a small dick. Surprise Bitch.

I really think "SURPRISE BITCH!" should be the headline of the dick pic you send.

[soup]

(04-26-2013 05:36 PM)Jaylow Wrote:  

(04-12-2013 06:28 PM)deathtofatties Wrote:  

And I'm Asian btw. She probably thinks I have a small dick. Surprise Bitch.

I really think "SURPRISE BITCH!" should be the headline of the dick pic you send.

惊喜的母狗！

[kbell]

Doakes had it right. Surprise Motherfoka

[bojangles]

This horse/elephant/hippopotamus dick plan sounds like a plan.

[Hotwheels]

Just fired off not only a dick pic, but a blow job pic to some 19 year old off SA that is being a bit too uppity.

Let's see what happens....

[Hotwheels]

   

Didn't work so well. hahaha

[Jaylow]

Really dont like your wording, the "i dont have another pic" seems way too weak. You are using a cellphone right?

When she says "take one now" id just sent the dick pic without any words or excuses, wait for her angry response and tell her "thats what you get for a shitty attitude".

Ill admit ive only sent dick pics twice but Ive framed it as a form of punishment and both times it has worked out for me very well.

[Hotwheels]

Yeah, I initially wasn't planning on the BJ pic so the lead in was not good.

Spur of the moment shit as I got tired of her pic demands.

Time to see if I can bring her back. heh

I have sent that pic to several girls and some actually like it.

If that isn't a sign of DTF I don't know what is.

Kinky freaks. One actually said she liked seeing her man getting sucked off by another girl.

[bojangles]

you gotta send the hippo dick

[presidentcarter]

If I had a SNL opportunity but couldn't get it up largely due to vodka dick...is it appropriate to send a follow up Dick Pic?

[Power_Ranger]

You need to have sent 100+ pics to different chicks in order to tell who would be down for it.

I set up a fake profile on a dating site once to see what the competition was getting up to and voila, cock pics.

"ISNT IT AMAZING BABY!?" - Thats what women hear when they see it. Its pretty funny.

[Moreless]

2 rules to sending a proper dic pic:

1. No balls
2. Do not show your face

[Sourcecode]

unnecessary watch for all dick pic sending players

[AlbertoDelMuerto]

I don't have MMS in my plan, but I recently uploaded a dick pic to tinypic and sent it to a girl who said she wanted to see what I look like cuz she forgot.

[soup]

It's getting to a point where if a girl sends me a bitchy text and I don't respond with a dick pic, I feel like I messed up.

[RXB]

Here's my go to dick pic.



Works like a charm.

[MrXY]

(05-23-2013 03:42 PM)RXB Wrote:  

Here's my go to dick pic.



Works like a charm.

I'm surprised-how many girls even know who the hell Dick Cheney is, much less would recognize him?

My newest girl told me she hates getting dick pics, but in the next breath said that she has a collection of them and she and friend share them with each other. It's what women do, not what they say.....

[soup]

So, I'm updating my dick pic and want to get your advice.

My first dick pic, the one I usually send out, has ruler to prove that "I've had girls tell me I go too deep" The problem with this is that it doesn't have a playful vibe and smacks of needing validation.

The second one I did doesn't have a reference, so it's for the girls to get a sense I think.

I'm planning to take a new one, but I need a good reference in the background that doesn't make it seem obvious that I'm trying to impress them.

Any recommendations? Thanks!

[little wing]

I have a great one in which it looks like it's above 8 inches.
Sit on your bed, legs in front of you and place your phone/laptop between your legs.
Lean back a bit and put your finger against the base of your dick to make it harder. If you have your dick curve away from the camera it will make it seem bigger
Then take picture and profit