[bojangles]

(01-08-2013 08:48 PM)MattC Wrote:  

Just sent a chick I've not met off okcupid a pic. It's a pretty good one if I must say so.

Anyway she's flaked on me twice and I hadn't spoke to her for a few weeks and she texts me the other day asking why we never met up. Had a bit of a conversation with her last night and she didn't reply after a few. I've lost a bit of patience with her so thought fuck it, why not?

Sent it to her a couple of hours ago and she just responded about 10 minutes ago "wtf?". What's a good response? Could do with one quickly. I'm thinking of just responding "you should be asleep missy, it's late".

I was sleeping when you messaged me lad with what she replied, houston's got it on point, just chat to her normally.

Blue Mountain State has an episode on dick pics.

[Matt3B]

Stuck this in the text thread but might aswell put it in here too.

Me: dick pic
Her: wtf?

   

Not even met her yet. Any good replies lads? Thinking of going with "I'm honoured to be your first" and leave it at that.

[txtraveler]

I've only sent a dick pic out to one girl...multiple times

She has sent me multiple pics back.

She was out with a friend once and she showed it to a friend of hers and I got a pic back of her and her friend. haha

[txtraveler]

(01-09-2013 06:25 AM)bojangles Wrote:  

(01-08-2013 08:48 PM)MattC Wrote:  

Just sent a chick I've not met off okcupid a pic. It's a pretty good one if I must say so.

Anyway she's flaked on me twice and I hadn't spoke to her for a few weeks and she texts me the other day asking why we never met up. Had a bit of a conversation with her last night and she didn't reply after a few. I've lost a bit of patience with her so thought fuck it, why not?

Sent it to her a couple of hours ago and she just responded about 10 minutes ago "wtf?". What's a good response? Could do with one quickly. I'm thinking of just responding "you should be asleep missy, it's late".

I was sleeping when you messaged me lad with what she replied, houston's got it on point, just chat to her normally.

Blue Mountain State has an episode on dick pics.

That's a hilarious episode.

One of my favorite shows in fact. Drug Olympics was my fav episode.

[Matt3B]

(01-09-2013 01:18 PM)txtraveler Wrote:  

(01-09-2013 06:25 AM)bojangles Wrote:  

(01-08-2013 08:48 PM)MattC Wrote:  

Just sent a chick I've not met off okcupid a pic. It's a pretty good one if I must say so.

Anyway she's flaked on me twice and I hadn't spoke to her for a few weeks and she texts me the other day asking why we never met up. Had a bit of a conversation with her last night and she didn't reply after a few. I've lost a bit of patience with her so thought fuck it, why not?

Sent it to her a couple of hours ago and she just responded about 10 minutes ago "wtf?". What's a good response? Could do with one quickly. I'm thinking of just responding "you should be asleep missy, it's late".

I was sleeping when you messaged me lad with what she replied, houston's got it on point, just chat to her normally.

Blue Mountain State has an episode on dick pics.

That's a hilarious episode.

One of my favorite shows in fact. Drug Olympics was my fav episode.

Haha the teacher's become the blaster.

[Dulceácido]

Some chicks want them on a 1:1 basis for nudey pics; one of those "give in order to receive" scenarios. I don't see the harm in it if you leave your face out and have no other identifying marks so it can't come back and bite you. And if it gets you what you want and she gets hot over it... Why not?

[esperar]

(01-09-2013 11:55 AM)MattC Wrote:  

Stuck this in the text thread but might aswell put it in here too.

Me: dick pic
Her: wtf?



Not even met her yet. Any good replies lads? Thinking of going with "I'm honoured to be your first" and leave it at that.

Send her another one.

[Wreckingball]

Sent a pic of my dick once, two days later i'm getting a shitload of naked pics from the same girl. I don't reply, next days i get even more.

profit!
ps: i had already banged her. I think you will come as a "creep" if you send the dickshot pre-bang.
pps: Snapchat is good for this sexting stuff

[soup]

(01-09-2013 05:59 AM)RioNomad Wrote:  

Always sendin chicks the dick pic. They love it. I don't just randomly ambush them with it though. I'll usually start by telling them to send me a pic so I can save them in my contacts with a photo. They will either want me to send them one first, or they will send their pic and request mine. After I send them one normal pic I will say something like "I have a bunch of other photos, but they might be too sexy for you." or some shit like that.

I usually get one of two reactions. One being they will slightly ignore the comment, or respond with something where I can tell they are not interested in seeing my cock shot. Or two, they will respond with "I'll be the judge of that" or another line that I know it's good to send.

BRB, gotta go send off some more cock shots.

I got to cosign on this and to caution no to send dick pics to girls unless you've built up to it. I'd say nine times out of ten, even if you have a large one like mine, it will cause them to recoil because you are implying that they are essentially sluts. This is the equivalent of guys who just cat call at women and don't actually try to game them. I think that to girls it's the equivalent of you saying to them "fuck you, slut."

[relo]

(01-09-2013 06:11 PM)soup Wrote:  

(01-09-2013 05:59 AM)RioNomad Wrote:  

Always sendin chicks the dick pic. They love it. I don't just randomly ambush them with it though. I'll usually start by telling them to send me a pic so I can save them in my contacts with a photo. They will either want me to send them one first, or they will send their pic and request mine. After I send them one normal pic I will say something like "I have a bunch of other photos, but they might be too sexy for you." or some shit like that.

I usually get one of two reactions. One being they will slightly ignore the comment, or respond with something where I can tell they are not interested in seeing my cock shot. Or two, they will respond with "I'll be the judge of that" or another line that I know it's good to send.

BRB, gotta go send off some more cock shots.

I got to cosign on this and to caution no to send dick pics to girls unless you've built up to it. I'd say nine times out of ten, even if you have a large one like mine, it will cause them to recoil because you are implying that they are essentially sluts. This is the equivalent of guys who just cat call at women and don't actually try to game them. I think that to girls it's the equivalent of you saying to them "fuck you, slut."

Can you give examples of building up to it? I pretended the girl asked me for it once and that worked.

EVerYTIME they've asked for it and I've sent, nothing comes of it.

[Beyond Borders]

(01-09-2013 07:16 PM)relo Wrote:  

EVerYTIME they've asked for it and I've sent, nothing comes of it.

hahaha Your "angle" must be off...

[Captain Ahab]

I think it is pure laziness. The first time a chick sees your dick is when she is horny, present, and looking to fuck. Hornless +element of surprise can work in your favor.

[Sir Alan]

I haven't done it but I haven't had the need to either. I feel that anticipation is better because sometimes she's just dying to see my dick.

[bojangles]

(01-09-2013 01:18 PM)txtraveler Wrote:  

(01-09-2013 06:25 AM)bojangles Wrote:  

(01-08-2013 08:48 PM)MattC Wrote:  

Just sent a chick I've not met off okcupid a pic. It's a pretty good one if I must say so.

Anyway she's flaked on me twice and I hadn't spoke to her for a few weeks and she texts me the other day asking why we never met up. Had a bit of a conversation with her last night and she didn't reply after a few. I've lost a bit of patience with her so thought fuck it, why not?

Sent it to her a couple of hours ago and she just responded about 10 minutes ago "wtf?". What's a good response? Could do with one quickly. I'm thinking of just responding "you should be asleep missy, it's late".

I was sleeping when you messaged me lad with what she replied, houston's got it on point, just chat to her normally.

Blue Mountain State has an episode on dick pics.

That's a hilarious episode.

One of my favorite shows in fact. Drug Olympics was my fav episode.

Yes Drug Olympics was the fucking shit

[BurnFirst]

I wonder if you could get in trouble for doing this if the bitch gets butthurt.

[Kickb]

Do you guys ever use camera filters to add a bit of artistry to your portrait?

[Aliblahba]

Girls think Houston sends uncircumcised dick pics when he send them photos of him wearing a turtleneck.

[Aliblahba]

(01-10-2013 05:59 PM)BurnFirst Wrote:  

I wonder if you could get in trouble for doing this if the bitch gets butthurt.

Possible, that's why I always I put a hat and sunglasses on it so it can't be fingered in a line up.

[amity]

it really depends on how the woman views you at the time
the one time i did this, the woman was surprised but was into it at the time, 'sexy', 'beautiful', etc
but later on, when she dumped me, suddenly the dick pics had become 'really immature'
women will always alter events from the past to suit their current reality

[IRTdenialist]

Homey does not play that. However I may decide to send some IRT inspired cock picks where my weiner is drenched in curry sauce.

[Architekt]

You should probably use the curry as lube to masturbate it to full mast, too.

[bojangles]

haha curry sauce on your cock, that's spicy

[Screwston]

You might want to start texting or talking sexually before sending a picture just to see if she's down. That's if you're so worried about her pressing charges or deleting your number lol.

[Dulceácido]

(01-10-2013 06:07 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

(01-10-2013 05:59 PM)BurnFirst Wrote:  

I wonder if you could get in trouble for doing this if the bitch gets butthurt.

Possible, that's why I always I put a hat and sunglasses on it so it can't be fingered in a line up.

LOL!

How would you like to be the forensic investigator that has the job of looking at man-meat and determining the identity of the perpetrator?

CSI: Internet. "I'm going to have to enter you into the global cock recognition system to see if I get any hits. Nice fuckin' unit, by the way."

[Aliblahba]

(01-11-2013 06:08 AM)Dulceácido Wrote:  

(01-10-2013 06:07 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

(01-10-2013 05:59 PM)BurnFirst Wrote:  

I wonder if you could get in trouble for doing this if the bitch gets butthurt.

Possible, that's why I always I put a hat and sunglasses on it so it can't be fingered in a line up.

LOL!

How would you like to be the forensic investigator that has the job of looking at man-meat and determining the identity of the perpetrator?

CSI: Internet. "I'm going to have to enter you into the global cock recognition system to see if I get any hits. Nice fuckin' unit, by the way."