[InternationPlayboy]

What's your favorite flag notch and why? Tell the story...

I'm going with Bulgaria simply because, where the fuck is Bulgaria? Most people I know probably couldn't tell you where Bulgaria is, and almost nobody has met anyone from Bulgaria, and even less people have banged someone from Bulgaria.

The story.... I actually live in a little village outside of a small town that already has no pussy. Your chances of getting laid in the village I live in from picking a chick up at the bar is about .00001%, because first of all there usually aren't cute girls to pick up and if they are you will have a million dudes cockblocking you. No one up here has game though so it's alright. Anyways, I'm at this bar in the village and I look over and see this gorgeous girl. I know most people in town and hadn't seen her before but she was hanging out with locals. I figured she must be new to town. She kept eye fucking me and I would catch her and shoot her a smile. She ends up going out to smoke a cigarette and I follow shortly after. I spark up conversation and we hit it off. Nothing happens that night.

A couple of night later I'm with a friend I hadn't seen for a long time and we go back to the same bar I was at the other night. The girl is back with her Bulgarian friend. By the end of the night I end up talking the girls into coming up to my house to go jacuzzi. Me and the cute girl end up making out and her friend and my friend are sitting together on the other coutch feeling super weird. I'm trying to encourage my friend to hook up with the friend but he ends up being a pussy and a creeper at the same time, so the friend ends up wanting to leave. Goddamnit....

A week or so later I go back to the bar and the girl is there again. We end up getting drunk and she litterally pulls me into her room to fuck her by the end of the night. We banged on and off for the rest of the summer. She was a cool chick, never became attached or anything. It was all strictly just for fun. That was about two years ago and we still talk every once in a while to this day.

This girl wasn't my favorite girl I've banged from another country, I just like being able to say I've banged a hot Bulgarian girl.

[alchemist]

Hardly original around these parts, but I'm going to have to go with Brazil. I was in Paraty, a really pretty old colonial town a few hours from Rio. The town maybe has only 20,000 inhabitants but gets a lot of tourist traffic, including Brazilian tourists.

There's nothing in the way of big clubs there, but there are a few nice bars with live music and DJs. A few of us from the hostel went out and I was talking to an Irish guy at the bar who stood out a mile because he had blond hair and looked like a gringo. A bunch of 19-year-old Brazilian chicks walked up to us and started asking us where we were from. All of them were really pretty with the customary big Brazilian asses. The Irish guy was pretty cool and we just kicked back, cracked a few jokes, tried out some third-rate Portuguese which they seemed to love and basically flirted with them. Maybe because they were a bit younger and weren't used to gringoes (they were from Minas Gerais) they seemed to hang on our every word. I've definitely never held the attention of a group of such stunning girls so easily.

Anyway, to cut a long story short, I ended up pulling one of the girls - think a 19-year-old version of the Pussycat Dolls lead singer. I don't claim to be the best player in the world, but this was one of those occasions where everything just seemed to go right for me. I went outside the bar with her. Leaning against a whitewashed wall on a cobbled street of a Brazilian colonial town, sweaty from the sticky heat and with my hands all over this girl's big ass and bare midriff - this was really one of those "what the fuck" moments. I kept on thinking "my God, I might actually fuck this girl tonight" and it almost threw me but I managed to keep my composure and ended up back at her posada. The rest I'll keep to my personal memories, but to sum up I was really fucking proud of myself for that one.

[Kona]

Greece is my favorite. It was in Athens when I was 25.

I started making eye contact at a bar with a girl, who at the time was the best looking I'd ever seen. I'm talking on tv, porn, exotic dancers, models whatnot. Up until then she was the most gorgeous girl I've ever laid eyes on.

I walked up and said "hello." She smiled , and I could tell she spoke no English, so I asked "Do you speak English?" She shook her head and said what I assume was "do you speak Greek?" I shook my head and she just kept smiling.

We stood there and stared at each other having our drinks for about 20 minutes. She started dancing a little, pretty soon she was pseudo dancing and rubbing all over me. This went on until I did the "lets get out of here" motion with my eyes. She shook her head yes.

We took a cab back to my hotel. I must have fucked her 8 times that night, about 6 different ways. To this day, it was the best sex I've ever had.

She was gone when I woke up, but left a note with what I would assume was her name and phone number on it, but I never called.

All communication was non-verbal the whole way through. How does that work into the language flag rules?

I'm not out to make this sound gay, even after 8 years, I replay that whole scenario in my brain all the time.

Aloha!

[edgun]

(03-17-2010 04:33 AM)Kona Wrote:  

Greece is my favorite. It was in Athens when I was 25.

I started making eye contact at a bar with a girl, who at the time was the best looking I'd ever seen. I'm talking on tv, porn, exotic dancers, models whatnot. Up until then she was the most gorgeous girl I've ever laid eyes on.

I walked up and said "hello." She smiled , and I could tell she spoke no English, so I asked "Do you speak English?" She shook her head and said what I assume was "do you speak Greek?" I shook my head and she just kept smiling.

We stood there and stared at each other having our drinks for about 20 minutes. She started dancing a little, pretty soon she was pseudo dancing and rubbing all over me. This went on until I did the "lets get out of here" motion with my eyes. She shook her head yes.

We took a cab back to my hotel. I must have fucked her 8 times that night, about 6 different ways. To this day, it was the best sex I've ever had.

She was gone when I woke up, but left a note with what I would assume was her name and phone number on it, but I never called.

All communication was non-verbal the whole way through. How does that work into the language flag rules?

I'm not out to make this sound gay, even after 8 years, I replay that whole scenario in my brain all the time.

Aloha!

Greece trip = booked.

Awesome story. Coincidentally, I'm banging a Greek chick right now, not the best sex I've had but I can't complain.