[kingjuice]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/articl...rgins.html


I wear short skirts and low-cut tops, and I like to look attractive. My ideal man is dark and brooding, like Johnny Depp, with a great sense of humour.

I stopped reading after that and just checked the pictures just to confirm their "attractiveness".

[Tuthmosis]

I'm sure this is a dupe, but I can't find the thread right now.

[Roosh]

Attractive to whom? Would not bang any of those girls pictured.

[Soma]

This article is more suitable for The Onion. The Daily Mail is incredibly adept at trolling.

[Soma]

So much .

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I wear short skirts and low-cut tops, and I like to look attractive. My ideal man is dark and brooding, like Johnny Depp, with a great sense of humour. (Best of luck with that.)

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I don’t want to sound conceited, but friends — both male and female — tell me men don’t approach me because I’m too pretty. (Yes, that's definitely the reason why no men approach you ever.)

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Most of my friends think sex is over-rated anyway. When I make my toffee brioche pudding, they say it’s better than sex, which makes me wonder what all the fuss is about. (The lobster bisque is even better.)

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I wasn’t brought up a Christian, but I read Dan Brown’s novel Angels And Demons when I was 21, and its theories on Christianity made me question my beliefs. (She's a virgin and deeply philosophical.)

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I’m not going to lie — I look at David Beckham in his underpants and think he’s attractive — but I’ve always managed to quash any impulse to act on my desire. (Right, because Beckham is banging down your door to get in your panties.)

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If anything, remaining a virgin has enriched my life because it’s freed me from the burden of relationships, and allowed me to concentrate on what’s important in life. (Which certainly doesn't involve passing on your genetic heritage.)

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Once a month or so I might feel a flicker of desire, but nothing I need to act on. I enjoy myself in other ways. I watch medical dramas and wildlife documentaries, and I do craft work. (And play with my cats.)

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I learned to associate casual sex with disease. Remaining a virgin seemed the only way to remain happy and healthy (Because it's well known that every person who has casual sex automatically gets a disease.)

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For years all I could think about was getting married, but I’m more confident and happy on my own now. (With my cats.)

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I love the sense of freedom and independence being single affords me, and there’s certainly no danger of me ending up bitter and twisted. (With my cats.)

[Samseau]

Learn to recognize


Napoleonic propaganda:



Confederate propaganda:



Nazi propaganda:



Soviet propaganda:



Western propaganda:

   

[RandalGraves]

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[Enfant_Terrible]

Is that her actual surname? sounds like "Baboonram."

@Samseau
I actually saw that Napoleon painting at the Louvre in Paris. Now I'm a proud American despite its problems, but that big painting almost made me pick up a musket to fight for France.

The Western propaganda pic above might make me put a musket in my mouth.

[Capitán Peligroso]

(08-19-2012 12:05 PM)kingjuice Wrote:  

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/articl...rgins.html


I wear short skirts and low-cut tops, and I like to look attractive. My ideal man is dark and brooding, like Johnny Depp, with a great sense of humour.

I stopped reading after that and just checked the pictures just to confirm their "attractiveness".

I'm definitely happy not to fuck her...win/win.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

I don't mind girls staying virgins until marriage, because that was the natural thing not so long ago, but these chicks are not doing it because of good character and moral convictions. They are doing it because of incredibly high standards powered by gigantic rationalization hamsters. That's pure hypocrisy on their part and should be criticized just as sharply as sluttiness.

Our grand-grandmas and previous generations didn't (mostly) stay virgins before marriage because they were waiting for Johnny Depp!

[Enfant_Terrible]

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A couple of times I’ve had a bit too much to drink and ended up naked in bed with a date. It’s not that I’m immune to physical pleasure, but intercourse is a line I won’t cross until I meet the man I want to commit to for life.

So she's done something naughty except intercourse!

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When I find the right man, we’ll have the rest of our lives to enjoy each other’s bodies.

Yeah and you're getting younger by the minute. Nice fantasy.

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I’m in no hurry to commit. I want to enjoy my freedom for as long as I can.

Because sex = commitment, right.

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Too much hamster in that article...must stop.

I've noticed something in common about their background stories to "justify" their virginity. Most of it came from "trauma" by being unwanted, very conservative upbringing, and exposed to horrible *second-hand* sexual experiences by others.

I also experienced being unwanted, grew up a devout Catholic (was religious till I was 25), and heard about uneventful or depressing sexual experiences from other people.

But I have burning desire, it's always been there despite lacking many sexual experiences. I recognized it and let it take me somewhere.

I believe that women have burning desires too.
These hags are just lazy, have given up, and listened to their inner hamster way too much. You can see it in their bodies. If they became fit they might be a bangable buttaface. If they've opened up more and understand that things won't always be perfect, they'd have less sexual hangups.

But what do you expect?

[Timoteo]

I wonder if it's a coincidence that they're all virgins, and all have the same basic body type - BIG. And with homely faces. They're virgins MOSTLY by choice, because if they REALLY put themselves out there, some dude would step up and fuck at some point. But something tells me it's easy to stay a virgin, because not THAT many dudes are trying to holler. Yeah, if you wear something low cut and show off those big, FAT titties, guys will express interest. But not in fucking you - they're just staring because guys stare at big tits.

[mistermister]

hopefully they get a dental plan out of their future prince charming husbands as well.

british teeth tho --> ijust can't

[RawGod]

Samseau, the poster you labeled "Confederate propaganda" is actually Union propaganda. You might notice from the grinning Southerner holding up a severed head, and the mocking caption "Southern chivalry".

[FretDancer]

She looks like my 40-something year old aunt, which I believe is also I virgin.

[Tuthmosis]

Say I offered you $250--cash money--from Tuthmosis's royal coffers to pound this out. Would you bang?

   

[Enfant_Terrible]

(08-19-2012 09:12 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Say I offered you $250--cash money--from Tuthmosis's royal coffers to pound this out. Would you bang?

$1000

[Tuthmosis]

(08-19-2012 09:49 PM)Enfant_Terrible Wrote:  

(08-19-2012 09:12 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Say I offered you $250--cash money--from Tuthmosis's royal coffers to pound this out. Would you bang?

$1000

Let's be reasonable. You get $500 and a dinner/drinks voucher (for two, of course) to TGI Friday's. Keep in mind, this is laid out on the table.

[Tuthmosis]

(08-19-2012 09:55 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

[quote] (08-19-2012 09:49 PM)Enfant_Terrible Wrote:  

Say I offered you $250--cash money--from Tuthmosis's royal coffers to pound this out. Would you bang?

$1000

Also, keep in mind that she is technically a virgin. You're getting the additional gratification of a virgin notch. That's not nothing.

[Nonpareil]

A bunch of long past their prime (youngest is 27, oldest is 45) women denouncing something they have yet to experience...the Daily Beta Mail is really ramping up their Feminist White Knight Beta publishing these days.

It's nice that these girls have such a grounded and realistic worldview...since guys like Johnny Depp are holding out for big women in their 30's and 40's (as opposed to having recently split from a French model 9 years younger than he is), and it's also nice that they consider themselves 'Virgins', but they've lain with men naked and have probably never once fingerbanged themselves.

[soup]

I'd do it for $250 it was anonymous and there was no time restraint.

I probably would either stick-it-in-and-leave, or I'd give her dick-punishment for being an ugly specimen.

[RawGod]

[Kitsune]

I think it is clearly because they are all wearing exactly the same shoes.

[RandalGraves]

#2 isn't so bad... like an uglier version of Mila Kunis.

[Enfant_Terrible]

(08-19-2012 09:59 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(08-19-2012 09:55 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

[quote] (08-19-2012 09:49 PM)Enfant_Terrible Wrote:  

Say I offered you $250--cash money--from Tuthmosis's royal coffers to pound this out. Would you bang?

$1000

Also, keep in mind that she is technically a virgin. You're getting the additional gratification of a virgin notch. That's not nothing.

Ok lowered to $300. TGIF's is 15 min. from my place.