[soup]

(09-18-2012 03:02 AM)WesternCancer Wrote:  

I hate my new place. Paper thin walls so I hear my roommates talking about videogames at 1am when I've already told them multiple times I have class at 8am so they should move shit to their rooms. No cell service, no internet. Everything is made for someone under 5"10 I hit my head on doorframes and can't even fit in the desk. Logistically shitty to get to, I have to bus or walk 20 minutes to do anything. All of my technology broke within a week of getting here. I'm inconvenienced at every turn and the window is the size of my dick so it's always halogen lightbulb o'clock. And now that my roommates have gone to bed im to pissed off to even sleep.

Get your own place and rent out the rooms.

[RawGod]

I hate it when I go down to the park to do some pull ups and shit, and there's a bunch of people there who proceed to stare at me the whole time like I'm their entertainment for the day.

[Nonpareil]

The worst character trait a person can have, in my mind, is being undependable (the female equivalent of this is flaky).

I had a good friend at home a few years ago who I no longer speak to for this very reason; too many times he was like 'Yeah man, we'll definitely hang out on Friday.', only to then fall off on Friday, not respond to calls or text and then later bullshit the flake away as 'Sorry man I had a girl come through.'. Sorry 'bro', but I have trouble believing that when I've never seen you pick up a girl without an assist from me or [other friend], but I can't hang out with you. I can't stand when people are so undependable and flaky that they can't even reel off a 30 second text that says 'Sorry bro, can't make it out', which would give me enough time to schedule new plans.

Now me, if I can't make it through, I at least have the courtesy to send a quick 'Can't make it tonight, later' text (to my guy friends, not girls). I can understand women doing this; it's hard to do something that has integrity when you have no morals, but men need to have integrity.

I hate Chinese Race Trolling.

I hate that my roommates just have to use the shower when I need to take a shit, happens at least a few times a week.

I hate that to get a good steak here it costs 1/20 of my monthly pay.

I hate that the internet in my apartment is so shitty and slow that I can barely stream TV (to get the Breaking Bad finale, I logged on, went to the site, started the stream and had time to go grocery shopping, eat lunch and walk 20 minutes each way to my coffee shop for a drink and I still needed to wait for it to finish) or come on the forum, and I hate that to upgrade to a faster plan it'll probably have to come out of my own pocket.

I hate that my boss is a cheap, sneaky, phony cunt.

I hate that when I mention my snake-in-the-grass boss over Skype with my mom, she immediately turns is back to somehow being my fault...kinda funny when she says I have a bit of a fucked up attitude towards women when the one in my life who is supposed to be on my side no matter what never seems to be on my side, fuckin' bitch.

I hate how over here, things that shouldn't take long (getting a cab, wiring money home, getting the boss to spring for supplies for the students) often take very long.

I hate that when I feel like diverting from the local fare here that the average expat-foreign teacher from Canada, America or Europe is a 5 at best.

I hate that to take a shit in a squatter toilet I need to take off my shoes, my pants and my shirt so I don't get any shit splashback on them.

I REALLY fuckin' hate getting paid once a month.

[MMM]

The recent cyclist post reminded me that I hate participants in so-called sports that require obscenely priced fancy equipment and/or no real physical effort. For example: fat recreational cyclists with their carbon fiber bikes; golf; curling; bowling; yachting; skiing; horse racing; etc. Of course, these activities are all a part of “stuff white people like.”

[WesternCancer]

I hate when dudes think they're big dick playaz when they post a few pictures of them with average looking girls on facebook. Sure you might be fucking her, but its not like shes anything special. Seems like an approval grab to me.

I hate how easy it is to get laid in university. Of course I like pounding pussy, but it makes me lazy. I know once I grad I'll have to put in way more work to get some.

[RougeNoir]

Hate that I cannot bang my female cousins. Six of them are at least an 8. They all are slim, cute faces, and have tits and ass.

[Hotwheels]

I'm starting to hate Iowa.

[Veloce]

(09-20-2012 04:35 PM)RougeNoir Wrote:  

Hate that I cannot bang my female cousins. Six of them are at least an 8. They all are slim, cute faces, and have tits and ass.

Ha! Here's to inbreeding...

I have two cousins who are models. Both 9/10 would bang.

[Celtic]

I hate that I am on a train and there a bunch of loud annoying girls who wont stop giggling and won't shut the fuck up.

[Tuthmosis]

(07-27-2012 03:50 PM)pitt Wrote:  

I hate bitches that walk too fast, that shit annoys me.

This has really been noticeable and obnoxious in my life lately. I always think of this thread when I can't catch up with a chick to do a quick approach. Slow the fuck down, the man of your dreams is behind you!

[Hotwheels]

Apparently Ottumwa has a juco that is mostly broads. My hate is slipping away while I sit in the saloon surrounded by young nubile sluts....

[soup]

(09-20-2012 04:35 PM)RougeNoir Wrote:  

Hate that I cannot bang my female cousins. Six of them are at least an 8. They all are slim, cute faces, and have tits and ass.

Just do it. Who cares as long as you don't get them preggo.

[WesternCancer]

(09-21-2012 08:21 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(07-27-2012 03:50 PM)pitt Wrote:  

I hate bitches that walk too fast, that shit annoys me.

This has really been noticeable and obnoxious in my life lately. I always think of this thread when I can't catch up with a chick to do a quick approach. Slow the fuck down, the man of your dreams is behind you!

You should try opening with that in a regal, booming voice: "WOMAN slow your walking the great tuthmosis wishes to seduce you with the power of ra himself"

[sylo]

I really hate dry spells

and onions

[Samseau]

I hate this new shit test women are throwing out regarding your name.


You'll tell them your name, and then they will ask you, "Is that your real name?"

What cunts.

[R Smoov]

I hate having a female RA. (Dont do it college players)

[NYJ]

I hate how one of my jobs have no male managers in the store. I'm trying to be one there not only because it pays better than both of the jobs I have now combined(and having no commute as I live right down the road from it is also a plus), but also because that I think there should be a man in charge.

I hate how people in this country are more lenient with politicians who are supposed to be representing them and getting nothing done than the coach of their favourite sports team.

[RougeNoir]

(09-21-2012 09:24 PM)soup Wrote:  

(09-20-2012 04:35 PM)RougeNoir Wrote:  

Hate that I cannot bang my female cousins. Six of them are at least an 8. They all are slim, cute faces, and have tits and ass.

Just do it. Who cares as long as you don't get them preggo.

I doubt they'll be open to the idea of smashing me and may be repulsed by it. How do I bring it up? Run prima-game? Drinks and start kino? I do know for a fact they like guys who at least look like me based on how a couple of their "baby-fathers" look.

[Screwston]

I hate seeing old hags still dressing trendy and acting like young girls.

[soup]

(09-25-2012 10:21 AM)RougeNoir Wrote:  

(09-21-2012 09:24 PM)soup Wrote:  

(09-20-2012 04:35 PM)RougeNoir Wrote:  

Hate that I cannot bang my female cousins. Six of them are at least an 8. They all are slim, cute faces, and have tits and ass.

Just do it. Who cares as long as you don't get them preggo.

I doubt they'll be open to the idea of smashing me and may be repulsed by it. How do I bring it up? Run prima-game? Drinks and start kino? I do know for a fact they like guys who at least look like me based on how a couple of their "baby-fathers" look.

I've never banged a cousin, but you'll probably to get her intoxicated..

[WesternCancer]

I hate when dudes should have game or shouldat least not fuck up an introduction.
6'2 jacked varsity athlete can ask for an introduction to hot friends.but freezes when I wall them over.

I also saw stone cold Yakuza looking motherfuckers dancing just outside the dancefloor and then stopping to scam for chicks who are into it

[Duke Castile]

Sam, I haven't heard that one yet. How have you been replying? An Asian girl told me her name was Aeyesha and I looked up and started laughing at her.

I hate it when these beta motherfuckers on my Facebook actually pretend girls ask them questions. Example; some jackass puts on his status "a girl asked me today "meekal what's a guy like you doing still single? My response, I'm not settling for just any woman, I want the best"
Or some other guy will post "some girl asked me what qualities should a girl have" and then he lists all this beta shit.

This stuff makes me sick to my stomach sometimes.

And the worst? Another guy actually posted that "here's a test to see who actually pays attention to your posts blah blah blah"

I actually took the time to explain the need toward game to this one pathetic motherfucker and he just wrote back "lol". This is after he posts "I have no trouble talking to girls but I can never translate those encounters into getting dates". In the comments girls are saying "just give her your number and he thinks that's a good idea!

I'm losing my patience with some of my friends

[WesternCancer]

I feel you man. The only friend I had who has any kind of game isnt at school this year. My roommates just play videogames and give me a dirty look when I bring a girl over. The rest of my friends can barely get laid and will usually ask me advice. I try to steer them in a game aware direction, but it never works. So frustrating.

[Kona]

I hate Reynolds Recycling.

I took 9 bags of cans there and got $24.75. I paid 5 cents a can for the deposit. Their scales suck.

Aloha!

[Samseau]

(09-26-2012 06:16 PM)Fisto Wrote:  

Sam, I haven't heard that one yet. How have you been replying? An Asian girl told me her name was Aeyesha and I looked up and started laughing at her.

I hate it when these beta motherfuckers on my Facebook actually pretend girls ask them questions. Example; some jackass puts on his status "a girl asked me today "meekal what's a guy like you doing still single? My response, I'm not settling for just any woman, I want the best"
Or some other guy will post "some girl asked me what qualities should a girl have" and then he lists all this beta shit.

This stuff makes me sick to my stomach sometimes.

And the worst? Another guy actually posted that "here's a test to see who actually pays attention to your posts blah blah blah"

I actually took the time to explain the need toward game to this one pathetic motherfucker and he just wrote back "lol". This is after he posts "I have no trouble talking to girls but I can never translate those encounters into getting dates". In the comments girls are saying "just give her your number and he thinks that's a good idea!

I'm losing my patience with some of my friends

I just tell my beta friends, "Let me know when you're tired of masturbating."



As for the "Is that your name" shit test, I'm thinking of taking a more sarcastic route.

"What's your name?"

"I'm samseau"

"Is that your real name?"

"Are you trying to be witty? Please try harder."

"Can I see your ID?"

"Okay, you caught me. My real name is Big Johnson, but my friends call me BIG."

"Let me see your ID then!"

"Sorry, the photo is kinda explicit..."


So I think the best way to beat this shit test is to actually turn around and give them a ridiculous fake name, and then treat them like dumb asses afterwards.