[Screwston]

(07-14-2012 12:08 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(07-13-2012 11:52 PM)houston Wrote:  

Happy birthday brother. My birthday is coming up this month. Any ideas on how to celebrate without spending any cash? This is gonna be a hard one.

Zero cash or, say, twenty dollars? Big difference.

I can spend 20 bones.

[chyamor]

Have the flu so just watched american pie reunion, man I feel old now

[Tuthmosis]

(07-14-2012 12:29 AM)houston Wrote:  

I can spend 20 bones.

To be honest, I'd probably tell my bottom bitch (a spot that I currently have vacant) to make me dinner for my birthday. I'd buy some of the groceries or a bottle of wine with the $20. Gone are the days of going to the bar and acting the fool: trying to slurp a titty or have a girl flash me her ass. Basically it becomes a night of mutual attention-whoring, with little or no chance of real fucking. Maybe other guys have been good about parlaying the evening birthday celebration into real action, with new chicks, but I haven't. (At least not in that way. I banged a new girl on my last birthday, without her knowing it was my birthday. It's actually a pretty funny story.)

That said, I'm very introspective and serious around my birthday. Something about another revolution around that massive nuclear ball-of-gas is sobering to me.