Hey fellas, thought I'd post a data sheet concerning my hometown of Cincinnati, Ohio.
Cincinnati is located in southwestern Ohio, on the banks of the Ohio River. The nation's 27th largest metropolitan area, it's home to over a million people, though only about 300,000 live within the city limits. The women here aren't often 9's and 10's, but you'll find plenty of 6's, 7's and sometimes 8's without the huge bitch shields of east coast cities like New York and D.C.
DOWNTOWN
Though not as active a neighborhood as an urban core should be, there are still some gems to be found.
Fountain Square is the city center, and during the summer, there's a free concert almost every night of the week during the summer. Reggae on Wednesday, indie rock on Fridays, etc.
Places to check out -
- MOTR Pub ... Free concerts every night of the week. Located uptown, on Main St., in the revitalized Over-the-Rhine neighborhood. Hipsters.
- Neon's ... Also hipsters, also in the OTR neighborhood.
- Mr. Pitiful's ... Hipsters again.
- Cadillac Ranch ... Closer to the heart of downtown. Sorority broads, frat boys, and rednecks when the sun goes down. Restaurant by day, nightclub by night.
Every other week during the summer there's a gathering at a park called Yeatman's Cove. Known as Party in the Park, the booze flows, there's a free concert, and shit-tons of 20 and 30 somethings mingling.
While you're downtown check out some pro sports. The Cincinnati Reds play in the MLB, the Bengals in the NFL, and the Cyclones in the ECHL.
There'll also be plenty of Xavier and University of Cincinnati broads at U.S. Bank Arena every December for the Crosstown Classic, a.k.a. Crosstown shootout, for the city's two rival college basketball teams. Located next to the Reds ballpark, the Cyclones hockey team plays their home games here.
CLIFTON
Home to the University of Cincinnati, I estimate there to be 15,000 college aged females living in the neighborhood. Day game opportunities abound on campus, Ludlow Ave., and McMillan/Calhoun Sts.
Here's a few bars you'll want to check out -
- Murphy's Pub
- Mac's Pizza Pub
- Uncle Woody's
- Rohs St. Cafe
They all serve the same college clientele, cost about the same, some nights are better than others. I think they're all part of some neighborhood "Bar Association," which means a beer of the month special, usually $2.25 for a twelve ounce bottle.
Bogart's, a concert venue, is also nearby, usually a couple of good shows per month there.
While you're in the neighborhood eat at Krishna on Calhoun St.; it's a hole-in-the-wall Indian restaurant doing mostly carryout business, but there's four tables dining in. Get the saag paneer, a fresh naan, and drink a pitcher of water. Also check out Mole's Record Exchange, CD/Game Exchange, and the head shops on Short Vine.
NORTHSIDE
Plenty of hipsters and sometimes ghetto black lizards. This is also the city's homosexual central, so you'll run into a lot of gays. If you're in the neighborhood, check out Shake It Records, one of the country's 25 best record stores. Maybe you'll find some cute hipster chicks to day game while digging through their basement full of vinyl.
- Mayday ... Neighborhood standby.
- Chameleon ... Not too familiar, but worth popping in for at least a drink to scope the scene if you're in the neighborhood.
- C&D ... Same as above.
- The Comet The neighborhood's "go-to" bar. Amazing craft beer selection, hipster chicks, and giant fucking burritos. Jukebox features everything from heavy metal to jazz to bluegrass.
HYDE PARK
Situated on the city's east side, Hyde Park is the city proper's wealthiest neighborhood. The nearby neighborhoods of Oakley and Mt. Lookout are also reasonable places to spend some time. Plenty of single women ages 24-34.
Hyde Park Square is the focal point of the neighborhood, and is ripe for day game. Local coffee shop Awakenings isn't a bad spot, either.
Bars to check out -
- Mt. Lookout Tavern ... In Mt. Lookout Square. 21-30 crowd most nights. Rare for a local to go here and not see a friend, acquaintance, schoolmate, etc.
- Million's Cafe ... Located just across the street from MLT's.
- Animations ... In the nearby neighborhood of Oakley. There's a beer made just for their bar, it's usually $1 per draft during happy hour.
- Habits Cafe ... Down the street from Animations. Some nights it's pretty favorable for hot chicks and decent ratios.
ETC
Check out King's Island, a giant amusement park with some dope thrill rides and plenty of hot chicks walking around every day May-September.
Rent a car if you come here. The public transit system sucks. On the flipside, so does the parking situation in most neighborhoods.
The city's nicer hotels are all located downtown, which is frequently a ghost town at night. "Let's go to my hotel room" usually involves a 10-15 minute drive, which sucks.
If you're having a conversation with someone and they say "Please?" it's asking you to repeat whatever it was you just said, because they didn't hear you. Lots of German heritage here, and "Please?" is just a carryover of the German "Bitte?"
There's multiple Italian families in the city that run tuxedo rental businesses combined with tailoring shops. A few of them make pretty dope custom suits.
If you're in the Norwood/Evanston area, check out Dana's, a bar that plenty of Xavier University girls hit up.
Cincinnati is located in southwestern Ohio, on the banks of the Ohio River. The nation's 27th largest metropolitan area, it's home to over a million people, though only about 300,000 live within the city limits. The women here aren't often 9's and 10's, but you'll find plenty of 6's, 7's and sometimes 8's without the huge bitch shields of east coast cities like New York and D.C.
DOWNTOWN
Though not as active a neighborhood as an urban core should be, there are still some gems to be found.
Fountain Square is the city center, and during the summer, there's a free concert almost every night of the week during the summer. Reggae on Wednesday, indie rock on Fridays, etc.
Places to check out -
- MOTR Pub ... Free concerts every night of the week. Located uptown, on Main St., in the revitalized Over-the-Rhine neighborhood. Hipsters.
- Neon's ... Also hipsters, also in the OTR neighborhood.
- Mr. Pitiful's ... Hipsters again.
- Cadillac Ranch ... Closer to the heart of downtown. Sorority broads, frat boys, and rednecks when the sun goes down. Restaurant by day, nightclub by night.
Every other week during the summer there's a gathering at a park called Yeatman's Cove. Known as Party in the Park, the booze flows, there's a free concert, and shit-tons of 20 and 30 somethings mingling.
While you're downtown check out some pro sports. The Cincinnati Reds play in the MLB, the Bengals in the NFL, and the Cyclones in the ECHL.
There'll also be plenty of Xavier and University of Cincinnati broads at U.S. Bank Arena every December for the Crosstown Classic, a.k.a. Crosstown shootout, for the city's two rival college basketball teams. Located next to the Reds ballpark, the Cyclones hockey team plays their home games here.
CLIFTON
Home to the University of Cincinnati, I estimate there to be 15,000 college aged females living in the neighborhood. Day game opportunities abound on campus, Ludlow Ave., and McMillan/Calhoun Sts.
Here's a few bars you'll want to check out -
- Murphy's Pub
- Mac's Pizza Pub
- Uncle Woody's
- Rohs St. Cafe
They all serve the same college clientele, cost about the same, some nights are better than others. I think they're all part of some neighborhood "Bar Association," which means a beer of the month special, usually $2.25 for a twelve ounce bottle.
Bogart's, a concert venue, is also nearby, usually a couple of good shows per month there.
While you're in the neighborhood eat at Krishna on Calhoun St.; it's a hole-in-the-wall Indian restaurant doing mostly carryout business, but there's four tables dining in. Get the saag paneer, a fresh naan, and drink a pitcher of water. Also check out Mole's Record Exchange, CD/Game Exchange, and the head shops on Short Vine.
NORTHSIDE
Plenty of hipsters and sometimes ghetto black lizards. This is also the city's homosexual central, so you'll run into a lot of gays. If you're in the neighborhood, check out Shake It Records, one of the country's 25 best record stores. Maybe you'll find some cute hipster chicks to day game while digging through their basement full of vinyl.
- Mayday ... Neighborhood standby.
- Chameleon ... Not too familiar, but worth popping in for at least a drink to scope the scene if you're in the neighborhood.
- C&D ... Same as above.
- The Comet The neighborhood's "go-to" bar. Amazing craft beer selection, hipster chicks, and giant fucking burritos. Jukebox features everything from heavy metal to jazz to bluegrass.
HYDE PARK
Situated on the city's east side, Hyde Park is the city proper's wealthiest neighborhood. The nearby neighborhoods of Oakley and Mt. Lookout are also reasonable places to spend some time. Plenty of single women ages 24-34.
Hyde Park Square is the focal point of the neighborhood, and is ripe for day game. Local coffee shop Awakenings isn't a bad spot, either.
Bars to check out -
- Mt. Lookout Tavern ... In Mt. Lookout Square. 21-30 crowd most nights. Rare for a local to go here and not see a friend, acquaintance, schoolmate, etc.
- Million's Cafe ... Located just across the street from MLT's.
- Animations ... In the nearby neighborhood of Oakley. There's a beer made just for their bar, it's usually $1 per draft during happy hour.
- Habits Cafe ... Down the street from Animations. Some nights it's pretty favorable for hot chicks and decent ratios.
ETC
Check out King's Island, a giant amusement park with some dope thrill rides and plenty of hot chicks walking around every day May-September.
Rent a car if you come here. The public transit system sucks. On the flipside, so does the parking situation in most neighborhoods.
The city's nicer hotels are all located downtown, which is frequently a ghost town at night. "Let's go to my hotel room" usually involves a 10-15 minute drive, which sucks.
If you're having a conversation with someone and they say "Please?" it's asking you to repeat whatever it was you just said, because they didn't hear you. Lots of German heritage here, and "Please?" is just a carryover of the German "Bitte?"
There's multiple Italian families in the city that run tuxedo rental businesses combined with tailoring shops. A few of them make pretty dope custom suits.
If you're in the Norwood/Evanston area, check out Dana's, a bar that plenty of Xavier University girls hit up.