[OGNorCal707]

Hilarious, this thread is great!

[el mechanico]

Looks good! Hes got the job! Rodent control is key to get rid of my panther infestation. Love the boat pic too. He must love seaman and that's great because I live across from the river.

Thanks Kona +1

[Screwston]

[Kona]

(06-03-2012 09:39 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Looks good! Hes got the job! Rodent control is key to get rid of my panther infestation. Love the boat pic too. He must love seaman and that's great because I live across from the river.

Thanks Kona +1

That's why I'm here. Problem solved.

Peace:
   

Aloha!

[el mechanico]

Well, it happened again this morning. At around 8am I was laying in my room with a girl getting me primed up and my screen door slams and bam bam bam on my front door. My dog is going nuts and I'm naked. I walk out to the kitchen widow and see some dude in my yard so I say What the fuck is it at 8? He said can I turn your water off for a couple hours? I'm updating the meters. I said after I go to work you can. I don't know. I think I'm going to get some steel and start welding up a gate and fence.

[UgSlayer]

You're the crazy old man in the scary house that I would ring and run as a kid.

On a serious note, do you belong to a HOA? All this talk about pulling guns and setting up spike strips could create more trouble and drama than you started out with. Imagine some crazy red neck runs over your spike strip. You think he'll just call a tow truck and forget about it? Maybe even a lawyer who feels like you owe him for the car and even more for "emotional damages". Or you pull a shotgun on a crazy chick who isn't afraid to go to the cops and say you falsely imprisoned her.

I'm all for protecting your property, but do it in a smart way, especially since you have a child.

The best thing to do imo is if someone parks on your property, call up a tow truck company and get their shit towed. After a while, even dumb fucks will get the picture.

[el mechanico]

(06-08-2012 01:28 PM)UgSlayer Wrote:  

You're the crazy old man in the scary house that I would ring and run as a kid.

On a serious note, do you belong to a HOA?

Hoa? You saw the pictures right?

[babelfish669]

ROFL @ HOA

[Moma]

what does HOA mean?

[el mechanico]

(06-08-2012 01:55 PM)Moma Wrote:  

what does HOA mean?

Homeowners association (lame)

[Menace]

(06-08-2012 01:55 PM)Moma Wrote:  

what does HOA mean?

HOA = home owners association. They enforce various rules and regulations for homes in a particular sub division. Can be very anal and particular (e.g. what colors you can paint, what you can build). I don't think I've ever heard of them in Canada.

[Moma]

Oh, so HOA ensures that a owner doesn't treat his property in a way that would devalue the other property in the vicinity...makes sense..

[UgSlayer]

(06-08-2012 01:36 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(06-08-2012 01:28 PM)UgSlayer Wrote:  

You're the crazy old man in the scary house that I would ring and run as a kid.

On a serious note, do you belong to a HOA?

Hoa? You saw the pictures right?

You want me to say your house looks too shitty for you to belong to a hoa? It's a decent place. I don't get what you're saying. Not all HOAs only have houses from Leave it to Beaver and Stepford Wives.

[el mechanico]

(06-08-2012 02:04 PM)Moma Wrote:  

Oh, so HOA ensures that a owner doesn't treat his property in a way that would devalue the other property in the vicinity...makes sense..

Can't keep a truck or boat in your driveway. Have to keep your garbage cans inside etc. Sucks and people can still bang on your door.

[el mechanico]

(06-08-2012 02:05 PM)UgSlayer Wrote:  

(06-08-2012 01:36 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(06-08-2012 01:28 PM)UgSlayer Wrote:  

You're the crazy old man in the scary house that I would ring and run as a kid.

On a serious note, do you belong to a HOA?

Hoa? You saw the pictures right?

You want me to say your house looks too shitty for you to belong to a hoa? It's a decent place. I don't get what you're saying. Not all HOAs only have houses from Leave it to Beaver and Stepford Wives.

Did you see the rednecks house across from me? No way that shit would fly. They have a carpet in the front yard

[UgSlayer]

(06-08-2012 02:10 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(06-08-2012 02:05 PM)UgSlayer Wrote:  

(06-08-2012 01:36 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(06-08-2012 01:28 PM)UgSlayer Wrote:  

You're the crazy old man in the scary house that I would ring and run as a kid.

On a serious note, do you belong to a HOA?

Hoa? You saw the pictures right?

You want me to say your house looks too shitty for you to belong to a hoa? It's a decent place. I don't get what you're saying. Not all HOAs only have houses from Leave it to Beaver and Stepford Wives.

Did you see the rednecks house across from me? No way that shit would fly. They have a carpet in the front yard

Didn't see that post at first, but laughed when I saw the filing cabinet holding up the potted plant after reading your post. Goddamn you have some shitty neighbors.

[Blackhawk]

(06-08-2012 10:28 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

I think I'm going to get some steel and start welding up a gate and fence.

Add some signs to your new front fence:

http://www.traditioncreek.com/storefront...-p-39.html

[jerome]

(06-02-2012 10:49 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

I have a small problem at my house and want to ask you guys if I'm over the top or not.


New neighbors.



Anyway..I'm not a paranoid person. I know the score and can predict the future so I try to cut quick. Then add that I'm a very protective parent. I can toy around in a bar fight but here I feel like I have to destroy due to my childs safety.

How do you guys deal with this shit? Even if you live in an apartment and someone is banging on your door does it send you into a different state?

Call the police....its there job to provide peace in a neighborhood...its call domestic violence...

Its the police job...