[Riker]

Just wanted to put myself out there. I saw this beautiful pregnant lady while getting food the other day and I want to try and experience a bang with one without having to wait till I start a family.

Would you have to go indirect with her? Check for the ring? My ex who had a kid kept her ring on after breaking up with her ex cause she was embarrassed about it, so the ring shouldn't be a big deterrent.

I don't want to get caught up in baby-daddy-drama either. But it has to be possible to do a clean seduction where no one gets hurt badly and both people have fun and end up better for the experience.

Anybody have any experience or thoughts on this?

[Kona]

Riker,

If you don't mind my asking, why do you want to bang a pregnant woman?

I get scared getting on elevators with them.

Aloha!

[Riker]

Kona,

There something so sexy about them, you know they're fertile, their body screams health and beauty, and plus they can't get pregnant. They also seem so impossible to get with and I find that very alluring. Something about a beautiful women letting the world know she can pass your genes on to the next generation makes me crazy. I'm reading the Red Queen talking about sex and evolution, I think there's something inherently attractive about them.

Am I the only one?

[Kona]

Riker,

If you have to do it, go really direct. At that point in her life if there's no dude around, she probably under a great deal of stress. She's probably gonna take any chance she can to latch onto somebody. You might wind up feeling like you kicked somebody while they were down. You can also think of at least one other time she's had some real-deal unprotected sex.

How about midgets, are you in to them?

Aloha!

[charmer]

strange !

[speakeasy]

Well, at least you can't get her pregnant. If that's your fantasy, go for it, bro.

[Riker]

No midgets but I do have another strange attraction. I think that hot girls that are deaf/mute are really attractive. I actually want to learn sign language to be able to pick one up. I remember watching a tele-novela (Spanish soap opera) where there was this hot deaf girl. I think its cute when they try to talk and their sound comes out all different. Maybe its that they seem vulnerable and it makes me feel like I can protect them?

I know I'm a strange dude, but fuck it.

[speakeasy]

Yeah, now you're really getting out there.

[Lumiere]

Probably direct and honest is the way to go. Something like "I know this is a bit forward but I have always had a fantasy about being with a pregnant woman. Are you single?"

[Trotter]

(10-29-2009 09:00 AM)Riker Wrote:  

No midgets but I do have another strange attraction. I think that hot girls that are deaf/mute are really attractive. I actually want to learn sign language to be able to pick one up. I remember watching a tele-novela (Spanish soap opera) where there was this hot deaf girl. I think its cute when they try to talk and their sound comes out all different. Maybe its that they seem vulnerable and it makes me feel like I can protect them?

I know I'm a strange dude, but fuck it.

I know a one-armed hooker if you're interested.

[UgSlayer]

I always try not to click this thread when it gets pushed to the top, but i can't help myself.

[Shaman]

(10-29-2009 09:00 AM)Riker Wrote:  

No midgets but I do have another strange attraction. I think that hot girls that are deaf/mute are really attractive. I actually want to learn sign language to be able to pick one up. I remember watching a tele-novela (Spanish soap opera) where there was this hot deaf girl. I think its cute when they try to talk and their sound comes out all different. Maybe its that they seem vulnerable and it makes me feel like I can protect them?

I know I'm a strange dude, but fuck it.

Enjoy (this video has made its rounds but I still laugh every time I see it; very NSFW, btw): http://www.efukt.com/2286_Deaf_Girl_Stil...nstar.html

[speakeasy]

(10-29-2009 11:55 PM)Shaman Wrote:  

(10-29-2009 09:00 AM)Riker Wrote:  

No midgets but I do have another strange attraction. I think that hot girls that are deaf/mute are really attractive. I actually want to learn sign language to be able to pick one up. I remember watching a tele-novela (Spanish soap opera) where there was this hot deaf girl. I think its cute when they try to talk and their sound comes out all different. Maybe its that they seem vulnerable and it makes me feel like I can protect them?

I know I'm a strange dude, but fuck it.

Enjoy (this video has made its rounds but I still laugh every time I see it; very NSFW, btw): http://www.efukt.com/2286_Deaf_Girl_Stil...nstar.html

Wow, I looked at a few other videos on that site, maaaaaaaaan.....

I'm still trying to decide whether I think this is hot or just plain damn freakish. http://www.efukt.com/2332_Girl_Born_With_3_Titties.html

And WTF?!?!?! Could you imagine a bunch of guys having a workshop like this? http://www.efukt.com/2099_Vagina_Workshop.html

[UgSlayer]

if the internet was a dirty bum, efukt would be it's taint.

[Roosh]

Honestly I wouldn't mind banging a pregnant chick myself. Something about their facial glow.

[kerouac]

I think there are some pregnant women out there looking for a bang: e.g.

[Kona]

(10-30-2009 02:43 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

Honestly I wouldn't mind banging a pregnant chick myself. Something about their facial glow.

Sure the glow is nice.

Consider the hemorrhoids and busting varicose vagina veins when you're looking at it.

The bad outweighs the good.

Aloha!

[speakeasy]

(10-30-2009 03:36 PM)kerouac Wrote:  

I think there are some pregnant women out there looking for a bang: e.g.

Once a tramp, always a tramp.

[Roosh]

Nice legs for a pregnant chick

[lilactag]

I think if i ever had a woman who I got pregnant, I would not live with her on that period of her life, I really get nervous around pregnant women, in my mind it is like they are about to explode, I can find some sexyness on ther faces, but man, I doubt i would be able to bang one.

But if you got to do it, you got to do it!
Hope the experience is a good one for you of you find a willing pregnant woman.

I do think, though, that a single soon to be mother or even a horny girl who is pregnant is a molotov cocktail of horniness and emotions, so they must be an easy hook up. Just make sure she does know nothing about you (name, adress etc) in case her emotional cocktail wants to direct you the explossion!

[BrDr]

Yo,

I have fucked numerous pregnant chics. My advice would be to be very direct and not waste either of your time. The first pregnant chic I fucked was a "referral" from a buddy of mine who was dating a chic that had a pregnant friend. She wanted to have sex with someone, so I did the deed. Then honestly the rest of them came from chics that I knew, I was just tell them I wanted to fuck a pregnant chic, did they have any that were interested. You may not believe me but thats really all I did. Funny thing is, I also fucked a deaf girl once..lol. Met her on line. My buddies looked at me as if I was doing something "wrong". Not sure why, she wanted it MORE then I did!

(10-30-2009 09:18 PM)lilactag Wrote:  

I think if i ever had a woman who I got pregnant, I would not live with her on that period of her life, I really get nervous around pregnant women, in my mind it is like they are about to explode, I can find some sexyness on ther faces, but man, I doubt i would be able to bang one.

But if you got to do it, you got to do it!
Hope the experience is a good one for you of you find a willing pregnant woman.

I do think, though, that a single soon to be mother or even a horny girl who is pregnant is a molotov cocktail of horniness and emotions, so they must be an easy hook up. Just make sure she does know nothing about you (name, adress etc) in case her emotional cocktail wants to direct you the explossion!

[Riker]

BrDr you're my hero! Thanks for the advice.

[Chewbacon]

BrDr and Riker,

I admit this is a bit of a fetish of mine. How many pregnant women have you approached? It's a bit hard since they don't exactly just hang around at clubs or bars. Occasionally you will see one or two on your way to work. And have you ever encountered hostility from these women? I'm just thinking about the scenarios in my head, since many of these women are going to have husbands/bfs and the fetish itself seems frowned upon.

[Chewbacon]

(10-30-2009 04:51 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  

(10-30-2009 03:36 PM)kerouac Wrote:  

I think there are some pregnant women out there looking for a bang: e.g.

Once a tramp, always a tramp.

would totally hit that.

[truedat]

Riker just be careful that the woman who is pregnant is not pregnant with a girl, otherwise you could get the pregnant baby pregnant. haha