Today I made the following sex/semen juice:
4 medium to large organic beets (got them at my superb organic foods / health store in a bunch with stems and leaves attached; I threw away the stems and leaves but you can juice them as well) -- the beets are great for erectile quality
6 long organic celery stalks -- for semen volume, strength of load/orgasm
1/4 organic pineapple -- for taste and texture when she gulps it down
Fat thumb of fresh organic ginger root, I looked for the smoothest and yellowest root I could find -- this is great for libido in general
I added two tablespoons of
Udo's Oil. I would have added a little vanilla extract as well (to further enhance the taste) but couldn't find any that was non-alcoholic.
I stirred all of this -- it was about 3 full glasses all told -- and drank about half on ice and refrigerated the rest in a glass honey jar. It was
intensely delicious -- as refreshing a beverage as you can have on a hot sunny day. And its consequences in a few hours will be sweeter still.
There are few things better than slicing up a large fresh beet to juice (something you need a good sharp knife for). When you cut it open, the inside is the deepest red you'll ever see, a red that would be the envy of some old Flemish painter; a red so deep that it's embarrassed by its own redness, like a girl's asshole that attempts to secrete itself away, embarrassed by its pinkness. It's a sight and a color that satisfies the eye completely.