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Another fat-tits-equal-big-tits bitch:

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Her actual caption for this picture: "Did I mention my boobs?"

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This thread is detrimental to my mental health. Why are you guys doing this to yourselves!?
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At this point in my life I am looking for a man that knows how to treat a woman. A man that likes to have fun. I like going to the beach, dining out, dancing or just watching a good movie. I do own a capuchin monkey and he means the world to me so if that is a problem then please do not respond.


She's letting you know up front which is cool. She like fine dining. A nightcap at her place? Different story. Could end up in a three way of sorts.
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This one is a false rape allegation waiting to happen. I went on her so-called blog and she's absolutely obsessed with rape--and not in a good way that translates into an affinity for rough sex, but as in "I wear a rape whistle around my neck all the time" way.

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Quote: (03-25-2012 03:53 AM)Vicious Wrote:  

This thread is detrimental to my mental health. Why are you guys doing this to yourselves!?

I know. This shit is infuriating. The point of this thread to allow guys to vent about these absurdities in the company of the like-minded. Not only that, it allows us to break down the various hamster logics that these chicks consistently use. I'd argue that improves overall game awareness.

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"Avoiding reality as often as possible"... how to they pull off that shit??? I LOL'ed all the way through!

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Hello my name is Macy (yes, that's really my name and yes that's how you spell it). I live around the Houston area just eighteen miles east. I come from a small town with two stop lights but a ton of stop signs. I am a full time student at a junior college going for my associates in communication. Hopefully by next year i can graduate and get my new car cause Lord knows I need one. I work part time at a country bar working as a beer tub girl. but, I can bartend (please don't ask me "if i were to come into your bar what would you make me" cause I'm pretty sure 99.9% sure I will NOT reply back. I am a natural blonde but not this color. I'm very loud and out going and i'm not afraid to speak my mind and if i have something to say i will say it in your face. i love to go out and party and then some nights i just like to stay at home and watch good movies and eat a slice of cheesecake.

okay guys, so i'm wondering what is my type. well here it is. i like guys who are taller than me ( which won't be a problem cause i'm 5'5), i only date white guys ( i'm not racist by any means but that's just what i like but if you think you can change my mind you are more than welcome to try but it sure won't happen, i like guys who dress good, HAVE TO BE FUNNY just not funny looking, have to have a nice vehicle, HAS TO HAVE A JOB, likes the fine things, if you message me more than likely i will look at your photos and see your profile and if i'm interested i will message you back if not just don't keep sending me messages. THAT'S REALLY ****ING ANNOYING. oh and if your a guy and "u send mssgs lyke dis" JUST DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT MESSAGING ME CAUSE I WILL PROBABLY LAUGH AND CALL YOU OUT.

i loveeeee music. all types of music (don't send me a message asking me what all my favorite type of music is... i will slap you.) but really though music is the biggest universal language ever...

i think that's about it... if i forgot something else well... oops Smile
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That really doesn't seem that bad to me. Maybe I'm just jaded, but for a "Beer Tub Girl" she seems fairly lucid.

Requiring a guy not text like the typical teenager isn't anything to bitch about. Sound like she wants someone more mature even though she doesn't bring much to the table.
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Quote: (03-25-2012 11:00 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

At this point in my life I am looking for a man that knows how to treat a woman. A man that likes to have fun. I like going to the beach, dining out, dancing or just watching a good movie. I do own a capuchin monkey and he means the world to me so if that is a problem then please do not respond.


She's letting you know up front which is cool. She like fine dining. A nightcap at her place? Different story. Could end up in a three way of sorts.

http://now.msn.com/living/0324-bride-lizard-chemo.aspx

This crazy trick took her love of her pet to an unnatural extreme. It's one thing if you're talking about a dog, but a lizard? If this dude considers for even a few seconds going through with his marriage to her, he deserves to be MISERABLE. Anytime a chick goes on and on about how much she loves an animal, and expects a dude to come in and play second fiddle, you have to wonder. Just say up front you have a pet, so if I'm allergic I'll have fair warning. I'll assume, since you have it, that you like taking care of it. The monkey lover failed to mention that she smokes and has breast implants. She probably needs YOU to pay for everything because her money goes towards paying them off.

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Quote: (03-25-2012 12:13 PM)Hotwheels Wrote:  

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Hello my name is Macy (yes, that's really my name and yes that's how you spell it). I live around the Houston area just eighteen miles east. I come from a small town with two stop lights but a ton of stop signs. I am a full time student at a junior college going for my associates in communication. Hopefully by next year i can graduate and get my new car cause Lord knows I need one. I work part time at a country bar working as a beer tub girl. but, I can bartend (please don't ask me "if i were to come into your bar what would you make me" cause I'm pretty sure 99.9% sure I will NOT reply back. I am a natural blonde but not this color. I'm very loud and out going and i'm not afraid to speak my mind and if i have something to say i will say it in your face. i love to go out and party and then some nights i just like to stay at home and watch good movies and eat a slice of cheesecake.

okay guys, so i'm wondering what is my type. well here it is. i like guys who are taller than me ( which won't be a problem cause i'm 5'5), i only date white guys ( i'm not racist by any means but that's just what i like but if you think you can change my mind you are more than welcome to try but it sure won't happen, i like guys who dress good, HAVE TO BE FUNNY just not funny looking, have to have a nice vehicle, HAS TO HAVE A JOB, likes the fine things, if you message me more than likely i will look at your photos and see your profile and if i'm interested i will message you back if not just don't keep sending me messages. THAT'S REALLY ****ING ANNOYING. oh and if your a guy and "u send mssgs lyke dis" JUST DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT MESSAGING ME CAUSE I WILL PROBABLY LAUGH AND CALL YOU OUT.

i loveeeee music. all types of music (don't send me a message asking me what all my favorite type of music is... i will slap you.) but really though music is the biggest universal language ever...

i think that's about it... if i forgot something else well... oops Smile
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That really doesn't seem that bad to me. Maybe I'm just jaded, but for a "Beer Tub Girl" she seems fairly lucid.

Requiring a guy not text like the typical teenager isn't anything to bitch about. Sound like she wants someone more mature even though she doesn't bring much to the table.

She doesn't appear human. I think she's made of plastic or rubber.

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Quote: (03-25-2012 11:14 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

This one is a false rape allegation waiting to happen. I went on her so-called blog and she's absolutely obsessed with rape--and not in a good way that translates into an affinity for rough sex, but as in "I wear a rape whistle around my neck all the time" way.

Tuth, the shirt shes wearing is of an anarchist punk band "antisect" I used to hang with girls like this most of the time their beliefs are 99% influenced by the bands they listen to and I bet you could fuck her 6 ways to sunday by claiming you're into her ethos/some of her bands, bonus points if you're "in a band" That whole group is a bunch of hypocritical whiners. They're all about equality, anarchy anti-capitalism etc. but the majority of them smoke cigarettes, drink beer all the time, live in their mom's basement, have the maturity of kids in highschool and have never set foot inside a protest.


Also I'm willing to bet shes fat and she has to be really stupid if she believes she'll one day be able to be a congresswoman AND an anarchist.
Although I'm not sure she'd be a false rape candidate, many of these girls I know have been "raped", but don't do anything about it,because they're major attention whores and they probably just got too drunk at the show. Going to the police about their claimed "rape" goes against their punk ethics thus why they don't do it.
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Quote: (03-25-2012 02:08 PM)WesternCancer Wrote:  

They're all about equality, anarchy anti-capitalism etc. but the majority of them smoke cigarettes, drink beer all the time, live in their mom's basement, have the maturity of kids in highschool and have never set foot inside a protest.


Also I'm willing to bet shes fat and she has to be really stupid if she believes she'll one day be able to be a congresswoman AND an anarchist.
Although I'm not sure she'd be a false rape candidate, many of these girls I know have been "raped", but don't do anything about it,because they're major attention whores and they probably just got too drunk at the show. Going to the police about their claimed "rape" goes against their punk ethics thus why they don't do it.

Good breakdown. This is a 100-percent pre-programmed chick, who thinks she's being counter-culture, but is just a reproduction of a fairly abundant (annoying) type.

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Another "snarky" fat girl who likes tattoos and "doesn't need you."

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Is there a way we can troll these girls?
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This thread is full of real prizes, no? [Image: lol.gif] [Image: lol.gif]

I jumped on OKCupid earlier for the first time in a few years to see what the scene is like these days. For shits and giggles I optimized my search to include women ages 18-29, within 25 miles, that are single and have children. As I scrolled through the matches and the list kept growing, it proved to be too much and crashed my browser.

Think I'm gonna invest in Purina and the Corrections Corporation of America, because the future looks to be filled with single older women and their bastard crime-spree spawn.

Quote: (03-26-2012 07:00 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

Is there a way we can troll these girls?

I'm thinking about writing every single mom in my area just to ask where the father is, and to tell them that they're committing child abuse. Should go over really well. [Image: lol.gif]

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I can't help but notice Tuth's match percentage with these broads is sky high... [Image: biggrin.gif]
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Quote: (03-26-2012 07:00 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

Is there a way we can troll these girls?

You've really been on a trolling tear lately. I can't fight the itch sometimes myself. It reminds me of the movie Backdraft, where the firefighter eventually becomes arsonist; something about understanding how the fire behaves, how to get away with it, the boredom of just fighting the fire, flips the switch. The troll hunter becomes troll, in this case.

I was fantasizing about having a shared online profile that we all knew the password for and crowd-sourced (but would only share privately, for obvious reasons). It'd be The RVF Dating Profile. We'd use male model-like pictures and adjust it as necessary for our individual purposes and situations. Another option is an Indian Race Troll character, who would go in the opposite direction. Of course, we'd adhere to some basic rules of decency (no scheduling dates for the purpose of standing someone up, for example). But the goal would be to embroil these bitches in a drawn out dialog we could all lulz over.

I don't know if it's a good idea, is simply too fucked up, or would even work, but it's what comes to mind.

EDIT: That said, when a profile is sufficiently over-the-top, I'll often troll a girl with my real profile. I feel it's my duty. I've gotten into some pretty hilarious (but infuriating) exchanges.

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Quote: (03-26-2012 07:21 PM)Hotwheels Wrote:  

I can't help but notice Tuth's match percentage with these broads is sky high... [Image: biggrin.gif]

I've noticed that too. I probably should start redacting that too. [Image: lol.gif]

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Quote: (03-26-2012 06:42 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Quote: (03-25-2012 02:08 PM)WesternCancer Wrote:  

They're all about equality, anarchy anti-capitalism etc. but the majority of them smoke cigarettes, drink beer all the time, live in their mom's basement, have the maturity of kids in highschool and have never set foot inside a protest.


Also I'm willing to bet shes fat and she has to be really stupid if she believes she'll one day be able to be a congresswoman AND an anarchist.
Although I'm not sure she'd be a false rape candidate, many of these girls I know have been "raped", but don't do anything about it,because they're major attention whores and they probably just got too drunk at the show. Going to the police about their claimed "rape" goes against their punk ethics thus why they don't do it.

Good breakdown. This is a 100-percent pre-programmed chick, who thinks she's being counter-culture, but is just a reproduction of a fairly abundant (annoying) type.
Yes, WC broke it down like a weed sack. I love old school punk music and occasionally pop up at shows. I'm usually the only one dressed normal. All those girls are very judgemental and don't know what the hell they stand for. Their views on the world come from music. I've said it before, but people don't feel the need to tell everyone around them their stupid views if they're truly "different" and don't like society. These girls are posers who try to hard.
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Tuth - its funny how these all of these girls claim they love tattoos on guys. I have a feeling a guy who has sleeves and his chest covered would be to much for them. They should put they love 1 or 2 hidden, generic tattoos on guys.
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Quote: (03-26-2012 07:00 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

Is there a way we can troll these girls?

1. Make fake profile of extremely good looking man.
2. Send benign bland message to troll target.
3. Set up a date (use Google Voice).
4. Post an ad on Craigslist using target's photos, in W4W section.
5. Select a fat ugly aggressive lesbian.
6. Tell the lesbian to meet you where told the target to meet.
7. Lesbian accosts target
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Quote: (03-27-2012 01:12 AM)basilransom Wrote:  

Quote: (03-26-2012 07:00 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

Is there a way we can troll these girls?

1. Make fake profile of extremely good looking man.
2. Send benign bland message to troll target.
3. Set up a date (use Google Voice).
4. Post an ad on Craigslist using target's photos, in W4W section.
5. Select a fat ugly aggressive lesbian.
6. Tell the lesbian to meet you where told the target to meet.
7. Lesbian accosts target

8. Record via hidden camera
9. Post to Forum
10. Profit
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Quote: (03-27-2012 01:12 AM)basilransom Wrote:  

Quote: (03-26-2012 07:00 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

Is there a way we can troll these girls?

1. Make fake profile of extremely good looking man.
2. Send benign bland message to troll target.
3. Set up a date (use Google Voice).
4. Post an ad on Craigslist using target's photos, in W4W section.
5. Select a fat ugly aggressive lesbian.
6. Tell the lesbian to meet you where told the target to meet.
7. Lesbian accosts target

Genius!

My troll trigger finger is itchy because I was not satisfied with the Denmark attempt.
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i found one. http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Ataxia_
im too lazy to do the Tuthmosis treatment, but shes just one of those really annoying "intellectual" people you find around here all too much. Shes "intesely" into many things including cats, uses weird or incorrect words to try to describe her way of life because she thinks shes special and ever so intelligent.

"I believe the personal is political and am melancholic a lot of the time. But, alas, when the right mood calls for it, I can be an entertaining, quintessential nerd. I don't just mean computer games and DND. I totally take pleasure in the ridiculousness of life and will poke fun at myself and be a frivolous rapscallion. I have a dark humor and find the repetitiveness of scheduled life...quite surreal. I will giggle at the most asinine of things and often revel in the insanity of my surroundings."

What the fuck, nobody cares you can use a dictionary to sound annoying.

She also "intensely loves" cats
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Haha! You guys have too much free time! This setup sounds very similar to something done on 4chan: http://www.buzzfeed.com/chrismenning/for...-flash-mob
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On a more positive note, spotted on a 23 year old girl's profile: "My gait. If I could wear heels in my apartment, I would. But then my floors would get scuffed. It's heels to work, at work, from work. And in the bedroom. Fuck flats. They're misshapen condoms for feet. Especially those sequin-adorned podiatric boat-like contraceptives."

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