[ElJefe]

A while ago i was hitting the bars as always, I was with a couple of UK girls I was showing around town, they were some of the most hilarious, fun-loving people I've met. Anyways, we were pounding drinks (bad, I know, but UK girls love to get trashed. I'm growing out of it) and then they ask me, "so, what's your type of girl?". I spot a big-busted blonde who isn't the hottest girl in the bar, but damn close plus the added benefit she looks like a porn-star. I nod my head "Definitely her." They laugh and make fun of me for chosing the bimbo.

Because strange things happen to me, as I am in the bar ordering another drink, this gay guy made eye contact with me. I usually stare people down for the hell of it, but that was a mistake here. Soon he was literally STALKING me around the bar and I was getting seriously uncomfortable. I tried to hide in the bathroom, and when I came out, he was standing outside the door waiting for me. Needless to say, I was freaked out.

Then I had an epiphany.

As I bolted for the door, I spotted the blonde from before. I pulled her to me, and said "I need your help, badly"

"Why? What's wrong?!"

"I need you to pretend to be my girlfriend. This gay guy is stalking me, and I have to get him to leave me alone. I'll do anything!"

"Haha!!! OK, sure!"

From then on, it was instant kino to da max and I swooped this babe within a couple hours. she lived with her parents, and wouldn't let me inside, so as we were making out on her street, I snuck my hand down her pants. She was friggin wet, so I had the permission I needed. I pushed her around, tugged her pants down, and fucked her right there. I didn't get the nutt because a car popped up, but we had a few crazy/dirty nights together before going our seperate ways.

So... there you have it: "save me and pretend to be my girlfriend" - I imagine it works with girls endowed with "save-the-world" complexes - nurses, vets, teachers, maybe doctors; don't expect success with the hottest girls who shit on normal manners.

Next story:

Hit the bars (solo) last night, and hit up this attractive Swede, 5'8'' with enourmous jugs and I basically spit the topic of every Roosh thread on Swedes at her: are Swedes nicer than Danes? I hear you guys keep Polar bears as pets, yada yada yada - we made out in less than 20, she was a tad drunk but I was the man of the hour.

Because I am an idiot, I pegged her as mine, done deal, now I was free to secure new assets, so I started macking on a different girl I wanted (I had made out with this girl's friend three weeks earlier).

Within two hours, the Swede had moved on and was in the arms of some hipster. The new girl enjoyed my attentions then asked me if I thought she had a chance with the bartender (who is my buddy - I have this spot on lock-down). OUCH! Bang. Game over. I'm dead. Hola mano derecho.

Rookie mistake! I was so owned, haha... should've stuck with the Swede, even if she was trashed.

Just goes to show that if you get your foot in with a hot girl, stop while the going is good, no need to secure a new deal in that venue that night. Don't get greedy. The Swede reminded me of my blonde from before, and I'm positive if I hadn't been such a dumbass, I would've snagged her. Oh well... going out again tonight, this time not so drunk!

[Amour Fou]

(03-02-2012 08:46 AM)ElJefe Wrote:  

Next story:

Hit the bars (solo) last night, and hit up this attractive Swede, 5'8'' with enourmous jugs and I basically spit the topic of every Roosh thread on Swedes at her: are Swedes nicer than Danes? I hear you guys keep Polar bears as pets, yada yada yada - we made out in less than 20, she was a tad drunk but I was the man of the hour.

Because I am an idiot, I pegged her as mine, done deal, now I was free to secure new assets, so I started macking on a different girl I wanted (I had made out with this girl's friend three weeks earlier).

I don't have much to add, just some considerations of the things I've been trying out recently with some changes to my game.

I've been realising that the "fast kiss" in some/most (dunno) cases might not be a good move.

Granted, I've had experiences where I got in a venue and within 10 min I was grabbing a (drunk) girl that led to some kinky action (F***KING ), but I think that is more the exception than the rule.

Nowadays, and especially coming from where I'm located (Brazil) I'm working instead on building as much tension as I can before the kiss while still holding the girl's attention all the while. I see this as a way to deepen my clutch on their emotional triggers, stand out from other guys (contrary game) and hold my power more deeply and longer.

Then, when the kiss finally comes, due to all the tension that was established, it will be much more intense and with a more "longlasting" effect... Preventing her to just 'move to the next guy' and getting penetrated by none.

The trick is doing this without seeming "manipulative", which I think I can pull.

Of course, there will always be the drunk girl that just wants some cock, but I can't count for that as my standard mode operandis.

And just to wrap it up: kissing a bunch of girls ought to be secondary to F******* () a bunch of girls. Thus I don't see the point of making out with a girl in under 20 minutes, lose much of the tension and mystery after that, and go -kiss- another girl.

Don't know if what I'm saying is obvious, but it's what stood out from your story here.

[ElJefe]

No I agree... who gives a shit about make-outs these days? Penis in vagina is all that matters.

In general, whatever gets the lay with the attractive girl at low cost to yourself is at all times the desired tactic.

It's of course nice if she wants you for you, but if she just wants you because you're there at the right moment, that's good too - and more realistic, hell - it's how we think about girls.

I think both could work: get the make-out fast shows boldness. Raising tension can also be useful, but not if she's drunk - then I favor cave-man style game.

I should have whipped out my club and dragged her by the hair back to my cave.

[Laner]

I love it, coming off a bout of sickness always give a slingshot of good energy. Especially with the amazing spring weather, women are singing! Good to hear you are better.

All I can say is: Never pass up a sure thing.

Of course like all rules, it can be broken.

I agree that its hard to "commit" to a girl early on in the evening, and especially if she is drinking it makes it even more difficult to go the distance with her.

Swedish girls make no apologies about "trading up" throughout the night, so if possible bounce her to a next place (or home).

[MrXY]

Caveman works best on the following girls:

Dumb- they operate mostly on instinct and don't think very well, so if you trigger their sexual desire they are ready

Lower class- some of these girls fall in the dumb category but others aren't so dumb. However, most are accustomed to rather crude treatment by men, starting with examples set by their father, brothers, and other male relatives, the guys they went to school with, etc They are sexually attracted by the direct physical macho game. If you act too nice and take it slow they regard you as a wimp.

Drunk and horny- self explanatory

Building tension works best with these girls:

Emotionally sensitive- they are easily put off with too much directness, even though they like you. They become attached if you take a little time to build the rapport and tension

Older professional women-27+- These women are often horny as hell, but have more self control than younger girls and are concerned about their dignity. They don't want a sexual show made in public but will be verbally explicit once you build their arousal.

[ElJefe]

BOOM! Recent dry-spell broken, snagged an attractive 31 yo at the bar - she paid the cab-ride home, I have no idea how I got her to take me home after just 1 hour. Pretty drunk

She gives me LMR and firmly tells me "no sex" and that I can sleep on the couch. I tell her "fuck that", rip off my clothes and march into her bedroom and get under the sheets. She joins me not a minute later. Then there was something about condoms and I refused, but eventually she succumbed to the trememdous pleasure-organ known as my phallus.

I give myself permission not to go out and get drunk again tonight. WOOHOO!