[Thesoloist]

What's good yall, so a buddy made me a "last minute" offer that I couldn't refuse to join him for Spring Break. Basically gonna be going to Panama city for Spring Break for a week (Friday till Sunday the 11th) I've never been to Florida. I've been doing tons of research the last few hours just to see "what's what". I looked for a data sheet on it but I didn't find anything, if anyone can drop some 411 on the hotspots, "the talent" and what not

Thanks

Solo

[brianmark]

Club LaVela which claims to be the largest bar in America. MTV films there. Spinniker used to be next door but I haven't been there in a few years. Panama City is very over developed now. I'm sure they'll be hell traffic during Spring Break. I'm sure you'll spend a lot of time at Club LaVela. Bikini contests, wet T-shirt contest, dancing, lots of alcohol, may be able to even get a burger there too. Lots of partying at the hotels and on the beach too.
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I'd love for you to give us a day by day report while this is going on with pictures, videos, and everything.

[AntiTrace]

I just moved away from panama city. I was about an hour away an went there quite a bit.

Decent Clubs -
Club La Vela
Spinnakers
HammerHead Freds
Coyote Ugly

Im honestly not much of a club guy. La Vela was decent. A black guy would kill it there, I ran into a few girls that only dated black guys.

Spinnakers is a blast. Its also right next to La Vela.

Coyote Ugly was always the "cougar" spot for us. But im sure that will change for Spring Break week.

Food -
Little mom and pop beach restaurants all over the place. Decent food at most, just expect prices to be high. I liked walking to the hotels and ordering food from there.

Sharky's was also a pretty decent place, my friend used to date one of the waitresses, and she supplied all of us with a fresh young sample of the help. And they were all cool about. Might be worth checking out.

Pier Park has tons of great stuff there. Reggae J's and (of course) Jimmy Buffets Margarataville are key spots. Hofbrau Beer Garden is legit, its a german brew house with sexy little german waitresses dressed up in the authentic german fashion. Hofbrau also has awesome deals if you buy a Stein of beer. We payed about 6 bucks for 4 beers worth.

Best Advice-

A.) Get a hotel right next to Club Le Vela and Spinnakers. They have nice condo style rooms and your a thirty second walk to the two "hottest" clubs in PCB. If I have to explain more than that, I recommend you save your money and not go to spring break. Caveat - There is NOTHING else on the small strip but the two clubs.

B.) Hotel as close as possible to Pier Park. Less clubs but tons more attractions and the restaurants practically turn into clubs during spring night and weekend nights. You will still be within walking distance to all the fun, but will have more variety. Pregame at Hofbrau, goto Margartaville for late dinner, if margaritaville doesnt stark to kick (its spring break, it will) then walk the beach and you will find some way to get into trouble.

C.) All else fails, or just looking for a change of scenery. Hit up Destin beach. Its more low key, family oriented beach, but again....its spring break. Eat at tightlines bar and grill, then goto Nightown or Electric Cowboy. Im biased towards nightown ever since I stole a foxy, and extremely fucking kinky, little 110 lb tattooed rocker chick from her boyfriend in a matter of hours. We ended the night with him driving us to her place to fuck, while he get pissed and drove home drunk.

Competition:
You got army flight school two hours away. And naval flight school an hour and half away. Expect a lot of soldiers/pilots, but percentage wise they should not be a factor (and 99% of them have no game). Navy pilots tend to stay closer to their home base of Pensacola.

Anyways I just spend about a year and half in the general area of PCB, so hit me up with any more questions.

And the high school spring break starts right after regular spring break. Its a dangerous game since they will all tell you they are 18 (only to have you find out the next morning from their facebook that you just gutted some underage pink in your hotel room while suppling alcohohol to all her friends)

[Thesoloist]

(03-01-2012 04:52 AM)brianmark Wrote:  

Club LaVela which claims to be the largest bar in America. MTV films there. Spinniker used to be next door but I haven't been there in a few years. Panama City is very over developed now. I'm sure they'll be hell traffic during Spring Break. I'm sure you'll spend a lot of time at Club LaVela. Bikini contests, wet T-shirt contest, dancing, lots of alcohol, may be able to even get a burger there too. Lots of partying at the hotels and on the beach too.
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I'd love for you to give us a day by day report while this is going on with pictures, videos, and everything.

Brian no problem, I'm bringing my hardware with me...including my "hidden camera" so hopefully I'll be able to get some decent footage

(03-01-2012 08:26 AM)AntiTrace Wrote:  

I just moved away from panama city. I was about an hour away an went there quite a bit.

Decent Clubs -
Club La Vela
Spinnakers
HammerHead Freds
Coyote Ugly

Im honestly not much of a club guy. La Vela was decent. A black guy would kill it there, I ran into a few girls that only dated black guys.

Spinnakers is a blast. Its also right next to La Vela.

Coyote Ugly was always the "cougar" spot for us. But im sure that will change for Spring Break week.

Food -
Little mom and pop beach restaurants all over the place. Decent food at most, just expect prices to be high. I liked walking to the hotels and ordering food from there.

Sharky's was also a pretty decent place, my friend used to date one of the waitresses, and she supplied all of us with a fresh young sample of the help. And they were all cool about. Might be worth checking out.

Pier Park has tons of great stuff there. Reggae J's and (of course) Jimmy Buffets Margarataville are key spots. Hofbrau Beer Garden is legit, its a german brew house with sexy little german waitresses dressed up in the authentic german fashion. Hofbrau also has awesome deals if you buy a Stein of beer. We payed about 6 bucks for 4 beers worth.

Best Advice-

A.) Get a hotel right next to Club Le Vela and Spinnakers. They have nice condo style rooms and your a thirty second walk to the two "hottest" clubs in PCB. If I have to explain more than that, I recommend you save your money and not go to spring break. Caveat - There is NOTHING else on the small strip but the two clubs.

B.) Hotel as close as possible to Pier Park. Less clubs but tons more attractions and the restaurants practically turn into clubs during spring night and weekend nights. You will still be within walking distance to all the fun, but will have more variety. Pregame at Hofbrau, goto Margartaville for late dinner, if margaritaville doesnt stark to kick (its spring break, it will) then walk the beach and you will find some way to get into trouble.

C.) All else fails, or just looking for a change of scenery. Hit up Destin beach. Its more low key, family oriented beach, but again....its spring break. Eat at tightlines bar and grill, then goto Nightown or Electric Cowboy. Im biased towards nightown ever since I stole a foxy, and extremely fucking kinky, little 110 lb tattooed rocker chick from her boyfriend in a matter of hours. We ended the night with him driving us to her place to fuck, while he get pissed and drove home drunk.

Competition:
You got army flight school two hours away. And naval flight school an hour and half away. Expect a lot of soldiers/pilots, but percentage wise they should not be a factor (and 99% of them have no game). Navy pilots tend to stay closer to their home base of Pensacola.

Anyways I just spend about a year and half in the general area of PCB, so hit me up with any more questions.

And the high school spring break starts right after regular spring break. Its a dangerous game since they will all tell you they are 18 (only to have you find out the next morning from their facebook that you just gutted some underage pink in your hotel room while suppling alcohohol to all her friends)

Trace good looking on the 411, really appreciate that mate!

I'm gonna be at the Grand Panama Beach resort(shit is right on the beach),
were staying in a big ass condo and it's only 2.5 miles from La Velva (logistically this is heaven) like I said I'm gonna be there for a week the 3rd till the 10th


I'll probably do a daily FR update if I can, depending on how sober I am...

[MiXX]

aaah the spring break threads bust open once March 1st comes along!! Love it!!

OP, Use the search function, there are many good ideas here.


MIxx

[Thesoloist]

(03-01-2012 12:29 PM)MiXX Wrote:  

aaah the spring break threads bust open once March 1st comes along!! Love it!!

OP, Use the search function, there are many good ideas here.


MIxx

Thanks Mixx, been doing that, haven't found much on PC but I'm stoked

p.s. You got anything planned for spring break mayn? I see you gets in a lot, one of the reasons I signed up...seen that you been to my neck of the woods some (Minneapolis)

[highandtight]

I've made this trip a few times back in college. I second AntiTrace's advice above: Spinnaker's is great, and if you can get a room within walking distance you are halfway home.

One thing: this will be a very young crowd. I'm 31 now and I probably wouldn't do it, but I used to love this scene in my early 20s.

[Thesoloist]

March 3rd Report

We got here about 1 o’clock. Go to the resort to check in and their already complications. We have driven for 19 hours, barley ate so we were a bit agitated. They then send us to the hotel across the street were we waited for 45 minutes just to get our keys and shit. The hotel dude an old guy was cool as shit though and got us situated

We go to the wal-markt and it’s total chaos. College kids everywhere, thristy dudes jacking 4 chicks. Chicks miring (even me lol)

Later on we went out but it was raining hard(I mean like really bad)went to Club Le Vela . They wouldn’t let us in with our “La Velva VIP” cards missed it by half an hour. I was already bent and still tired. So we just drove home and I passed out and slept 11 hours in the king size bed like a boss

To Be continued....

[Black Quixote]

How long you there? By recommendation. I may be there soon.

[STLmatic]

(03-01-2012 08:26 AM)AntiTrace Wrote:  

I just moved away from panama city. I was about an hour away an went there quite a bit.

Decent Clubs -
Club La Vela
Spinnakers
HammerHead Freds
Coyote Ugly

Im honestly not much of a club guy. La Vela was decent. A black guy would kill it there, I ran into a few girls that only dated black guys.

Spinnakers is a blast. Its also right next to La Vela.

Coyote Ugly was always the "cougar" spot for us. But im sure that will change for Spring Break week.

Food -
Little mom and pop beach restaurants all over the place. Decent food at most, just expect prices to be high. I liked walking to the hotels and ordering food from there.

Sharky's was also a pretty decent place, my friend used to date one of the waitresses, and she supplied all of us with a fresh young sample of the help. And they were all cool about. Might be worth checking out.

Pier Park has tons of great stuff there. Reggae J's and (of course) Jimmy Buffets Margarataville are key spots. Hofbrau Beer Garden is legit, its a german brew house with sexy little german waitresses dressed up in the authentic german fashion. Hofbrau also has awesome deals if you buy a Stein of beer. We payed about 6 bucks for 4 beers worth.

Best Advice-

A.) Get a hotel right next to Club Le Vela and Spinnakers. They have nice condo style rooms and your a thirty second walk to the two "hottest" clubs in PCB. If I have to explain more than that, I recommend you save your money and not go to spring break. Caveat - There is NOTHING else on the small strip but the two clubs.

B.) Hotel as close as possible to Pier Park. Less clubs but tons more attractions and the restaurants practically turn into clubs during spring night and weekend nights. You will still be within walking distance to all the fun, but will have more variety. Pregame at Hofbrau, goto Margartaville for late dinner, if margaritaville doesnt stark to kick (its spring break, it will) then walk the beach and you will find some way to get into trouble.

C.) All else fails, or just looking for a change of scenery. Hit up Destin beach. Its more low key, family oriented beach, but again....its spring break. Eat at tightlines bar and grill, then goto Nightown or Electric Cowboy. Im biased towards nightown ever since I stole a foxy, and extremely fucking kinky, little 110 lb tattooed rocker chick from her boyfriend in a matter of hours. We ended the night with him driving us to her place to fuck, while he get pissed and drove home drunk.

Competition:
You got army flight school two hours away. And naval flight school an hour and half away. Expect a lot of soldiers/pilots, but percentage wise they should not be a factor (and 99% of them have no game). Navy pilots tend to stay closer to their home base of Pensacola.

Anyways I just spend about a year and half in the general area of PCB, so hit me up with any more questions.

And the high school spring break starts right after regular spring break. Its a dangerous game since they will all tell you they are 18 (only to have you find out the next morning from their facebook that you just gutted some underage pink in your hotel room while suppling alcohohol to all her friends)

Nice post. I'm heading down with a group of guys Friday night, we will be staying at the Summit. It's right next La Vela and Spinnakers and is right on the beach. I can't fucking wait.

[AntiTrace]

The summit is gold, I was thinking of it just couldnt remember the name. That was our goto spot most of the times we hit PCB. Rooms our nice, and you can not get better logistics. LaVela is literally the next parking lot over. Hell you dont even have to go in there, just rock the shore right outside Lavela and Spinnakers.

I met an older cat on the beach about a year ago that hooked up me with his condo. If you go out of the summit, hit the water, and turn around to face the summit. Theres a smaller two story brown building just to your right. That was it. He hooked us up with $500 monthly rental in the off season.

If you hike the beach to the east ( i think it east, just walk the opposite way LaVela), thats where the upper class girls stay. Daddy pays a pretty dime for those places, and he also has no clue what goes on late at night on the white party boat he has anchored just off the shore.

You honestly could not have done better with booking the summit.

[Thesoloist]

(03-07-2012 02:32 AM)Black Quixote Wrote:  

How long you there? By recommendation. I may be there soon.

I'm here till saturday morning as I mentioned before

^^^My Wing "Too Fast, doing his thang"

March 4th Sunday

Woke up went to the gym with Levi and Capo jogged 2 miles. Levi hooked the breakfast up (He works at a restaurant chea). Capo met some chick at the beach and at 10 am they was already drunk ha ha

We went to the beach and it was nuts girls galore. Random’s would twerk it on you then just jet. Tons of “thirsty” dudes. It’s a trend that my boys and I noticed. Guys are to pussy to approach or if they see you talk to a chick long enough they wanna infringe on your sets. Its annoying especially when the chick then forgets about you, lotta guys are to pussy to open. I was talking to some chick and some jacked guy came and just straight jacked her from me. Shit is really competitive guys may not have the best game but just the fact they have the balls to cavemen is enough. I met some cool peeps who down to party, and some chicks but honestly it doesn’t matter. Shit is moving so fast that if you wanna pull/smash you gotta make it happen on the spot. Levi let a girl go that was DTF, but he left her so he could find the rest of our group….dumbass lol


^^Chick was DTF Too fast was to dumb to realize it.....I set this up but fuck I can't do much else literally "Make ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut"

Went out to La Vela so many chicks so much glory. I kiss 3 chicks in a row (all friends, pics below) don’t know what happened. The club was aight but by that time I was just tired I had been drinking since noon and I was running out of steam. This chick was receptive (some ginger)but I can tell her and her friends want free drinks just from the vibe she is giving me. Ran some smooth game on them. I find Too fast, he wings and buys chicks drinks (I didn’t tell him too).


The more women there are the more I enjoy myself....

So we just chilling with these broads then security comes around busts my chick with her drink. So Too Fast is walking out with the chicks, and I’m following but some chick talking too the dude and next thing you know she is dragging me into the convo saying how “im her brother” and this guido cat trying to holla but im not cockblocking more just like "blah blah blah". However she wants me to step in. So come to find Too Fast is trying to get into Spinnaker next door but their charging $25...fuck that. Next thing I know Too fast is home with the chicks I come through but by that time the vibe just has changed. The girl I was talking too is down to party...DTF but her friend isn’t. and now Too Fast is just trying to entertain them….I ain’t tripping about the circumstances, it's spring break!

Long story short Too fast dropped them off we didn’t smash….lame


I kissed all of them....blah blah blah

[drymarro]

Haha let us know how the rest goes. Entertaining to say the least.

btw, What camera you using? You really should get a lot more footage considering you got a nice cam.
Thanks,


-Dry

[Black Quixote]

see many black folk out there?

[brianmark]

(03-06-2012 10:33 AM)Thesoloist Wrote:  

March 3rd Report

We got here about 1 o’clock. Go to the resort to check in and their already complications. We have driven for 19 hours, barley ate so we were a bit agitated. They then send us to the hotel across the street were we waited for 45 minutes just to get our keys and shit. The hotel dude an old guy was cool as shit though and got us situated

We go to the wal-markt and it’s total chaos. College kids everywhere, thristy dudes jacking 4 chicks. Chicks miring (even me lol)

Later on we went out but it was raining hard(I mean like really bad)went to Club Le Vela . They wouldn’t let us in with our “La Velva VIP” cards missed it by half an hour. I was already bent and still tired. So we just drove home and I passed out and slept 11 hours in the king size bed like a boss

To Be continued....

Have to compliment you guys for such a job well done. Love the pictures. Are these pictures with a camera or phone?
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Who makes that sunglasses camera? I want to get one!
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Where is the beach party? How far is that from your condo? Your condo is beautiful? What time do the bars close there, because if you can just move the girls over to your condo, you've got it made! I certainly wouldn't be doing any driving. How is the traffic?
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Looks like things are same. Lots of crazy girls. Is Lavena having the wet-Ts and bikini contests?
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The girls in your pictures look good! Are there a lot of fatties there too? Or did only thin girls come to Panama City?
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Again looking forward to your next posts! Great job! It's a new level of coverage all Forum memebers should strive for! Mabe you can get a job making documentaries!

[Thesoloist]

(03-08-2012 03:11 AM)drymarro Wrote:  

Haha let us know how the rest goes. Entertaining to say the least.

btw, What camera you using? You really should get a lot more footage considering you got a nice cam.
Thanks,


-Dry

I'm using two camera's mine is a cheap Sanyo Genric kind from Wal Markt....Take the pic during the day and the quality is decent

Case in Point



My buddies Cam is Canon Vixia HF R20 and as you can see the quality is a lot lot nicer

(03-08-2012 04:10 AM)Black Quixote Wrote:  

see many black folk out there?

Tons of black dudes and black chicks trust you won't be the only one out there

Answers In bold

(03-08-2012 01:46 PM)brianmark Wrote:  

Who makes that sunglasses camera? I want to get one!
-There different manufactures who make them just go on ebay and type in spy glasses. Sadly I got none on there because it doesn't work
Where is the beach party? How far is that from your condo? Your condo is beautiful? What time do the bars close there, because if you can just move the girls over to your condo, you've got it made! I certainly wouldn't be doing any driving. How is the traffic?

Beach parties are at the major clubs/hotels etc. La Vela has one we went there. The one we went to the most is the summit/Holiday Inn it's half a mile from our condo so it works perfect.

This may sound gay but we haven't stayed till club close yet. We start partying/drinking at noon. Hit the beach hard till 5 come home take a nap and are out again by 7 or 8(due to the gay rules of having those club cards). By the time it's midnight literally it's like it feels like the end of the night and your body hits a brick wall if you don't know how to pace yourself. The other day my buddy's brother started drinking at 10 by noon he was passed out and hotel security escorted him back to our room by 2pm. Shit is intense lol. This has auto-corrected it self somewhat. Logistics with 5 guys suck. I'll get into that more in future post. Traffic is meh were only 4 miles from the clubs so we sober it up or take cabs depending on how drunk we are etc
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Looks like things are same. Lots of crazy girls. Is Lavena having the wet-Ts and bikini contests?
Yup they did, lot of girls also lot of attention whoring espeically on the beach.
The girls in your pictures look good! Are there a lot of fatties there too? Or did only thin girls come to Panama City?

Fatties are virtually non-existent unless your looking for them. Most girls are in great shape remember their 18-22. Honestly you see some here and there but trust me you won't notice them cause of all the hotties


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Again looking forward to your next posts! Great job! It's a new level of coverage all Forum memebers should strive for! Mabe you can get a job making documentaries!

Thank you so much, I enjoy posting these types of field reports/write ups. I'm a visulaists and a picture says more then a 1000 words

[Thesoloist]

March 5th Monday

Went to the beach again more thirsty behavior. Levi and I got waaaaaaaaaaaaay to fucked up ended up going to a “Waffle House” and having some burgers in the middle of the day to sober up. Went to the beach for epicness. Holla’d at some girls got #”s but honestly I’m trying to cut cut cut(smash). IMO the beach is better to pick up chicks then the club. Lot of ass shaking deluxe.

The cockblocking is just ridiculous. I’ve never ever experienced cockblocking like this from other guys. Guys are just thirsty as hell and honestly I don't blame them, game rules go out the window because of the environment. For example today my buddy Capo was talking too two chicks and BOOM 5 guys out of nowhere came and literally jacked his chicks. If you approach a chick and it goes well for a minute or two don't be surprise if some other guy tries to step in and infringe on your prey. Approaching solo is damn near impossible you need wings around at all times if you do not wanna get jacked it’s that intense!

Went to La Vela (yawn) and Spinnaker. I made some approaches early on but nothing hooked met some hottie from USC. I’m honestly not feeling the club music but I stick it out and I really don’t see any opportunity to run my game. Ended up leaving at midnight or so. My buddy picks me up and I pick up this chick named Katie that I met the night before at the club (lookwise she is nothing special). Her room mates left her alone cause she passed out and she wants to party. We get to my place and my buddies are already partying with some chicks. One chick is DTF the other is being a prude and isn’t.

Katie is on her phone trying to invite her arab guy friends . Everyone is like “WTF Solo, why is she inviting guys?” even the girls my buddy's are partying with but I’m chill. Levi fucks one of the girls in the bathroom (attaboy) I know this chick(Katie) is DTF cause every 2 minutes she wants to do “shots”. The friend thing could be a potential clockblock but I think it was a comfort thing. Long story short her friends come and leave within 2 minutes. We finally get to do the do. And I get my first spring break smash. I make it as fast as possible and then go to sleep and pass out shit.....lol

Woke up the next day and the chick is In bed and so is my buddy. I guess he smashed as well(outside the balcony lol). No biggie it’s spring break

“We ain’t saving hoes we swapping”--Lil Wayne


More to come....

[Thesoloist]

March 6th Tuesday

The partying is starting to catch up with my buds. I woke up at 9 no problem but everyone slept in till 10. This may not be a big deal but usually people are on the beach already or my buds and I would be having breakfast by now. We hit the other side of the beach and go to the “Trojan” booth to get some free rubbers I really am not feeling it cause it’s more laid back and not as wild as the previous beach. Honestly I’m starting to get a little bored. My boy “Too Fast” is going ham, he hasn’t got his dick wet yet and is on a mission too.

The evening we go too “Hammer Head” hands down way better then Lelva or Spinnaker it’s got better music, hotter chicks and the venue is just kickass. Got numbers from chicks I barley remember. One chick looked like Christina Hendrics kinda--- my body type # closed her will see how it goes although #’s don’t mean shit especially yon spring break and bitches are flakey as hell

[azulsombra]

I'm sure you gonna come up on some spring break ass this weekend, it's all a numbers game especially with younger, flakier females but I'm sure you already know that. I'm diggin the fotos, welcome to the forum.

[Thesoloist]

March 7th Wednesday

One of the guys in our camp got drunk by 10 am passed out by the pool by noon and was escorted by security back to our condo at 2pm. It was hilarious, pacing ourselves with drinking definitely has been an issue. My boys are starting to sleep in later and the partying is catching up. Never mind the king size bed is so comfortable that even when you have nightmares your still sleeping like a baby

I go Hammerhead Freds during the day and meet these two guys form Kentucky just building some social proof. Boom next thing we know some more guys from Michigan come around and it’s nuts “L Brezzy” is the motto that is thrown around and I'm having a blast frat boy style with these dudes. One guy named “J” is not afraid to approach and shows some flashes of solid game. Of all the spring breakers I met he hands down impresses me the most none of this thristy catcalling that every other guy does. Case in point



I have a blast. Later that night I ended up going to Spinnakers, Vela(were i run into J and mack on some chicks....no dice its like all the chicks are there with their boyfriends) and Hammerhead Freds. However my buddies didn’t go early ended up picking them up which causes a wrench in my plans. It really sucks having to be at clubs by 8 or 9. I’m not use to going so early by the time it’s midnight it already feels like 2 am when there is still plenty time left to party.

Ended up going to a hotel party that some chick and dude s invited me. IT was lame


more to come

[Thesoloist]

March 8th Thursday

The end is drawing near faster and faster , The guys and I bar-b-qued pool side chilling and what not. We then hit the beach and there is a bikini contest going on full throttle.



Later that night we get home early and rest we head out at 7 to La Vela and Harpon Harry’s and get stamps then go home and chill. Yea the second to last day we finally learn our lesson to go home and rest . What sucks though is we miss the foam party(WTF ). However by the time it’s 11pm we head out. Harry’s is popping and I run into some chicks from my hometown (da fuck are the odds of that?) it’s popping. However Too Fast got those chicks that we met over for the first night down to chill

I told Capo and Junior aka Levi that if their not DTF I’m going back. No point trying to stay when their not DTF. Call me selfish but why waste my time with chicks who aren’t down for some fun? sure enough two chicks are DTF and two aren’t. The hottest one is being a douche and honestly I’m like “eeeeh” I’m talking to her but qualifying and what not but then she does the whole “I gotta go to the next room and talk to my boyfriend on the cell phone”. FUCK it, Junior and I ended up going to La Velva and later on Too Fast and Capo came with the shit was dead stayed out at the Waffle House till 4 am….waste of time

Thinking about it now maybe I shoulda stayed and helped my buddies out maybe I should have been a good wingman anything could have happened....

[Thesoloist]

March 9th

Our last night honestly I’m bored going out to the same clubs. It seems everyone is from Michigan, Michigan flags everywhere it’s ridiculous. However new meat seems to be coming in (great just right before we leave). The whole day I’m just chilling no beach for me. I wanted to just relax. A part of me was in denial I guess that this would be my last full day there.

That night was chaos. Typically it takes us 10 minutes to get to La Vela cause it’s a 4 mile drive from our condo. Tonight it took us a frigging hour! It seems everyone and their mother was out. I was thinking to myself. Why wasn't it like this the whole week? The line was long as hell but since we got the club cards we don’t have to wait that long. The club is super packed, it’s the last night and everyone in my camp is jacking for chicks. Needless to say we don't come up with anything.

We ended up leaving early though cause we had to get up early

[Thesoloist]

Aight so here is my take on spring break, just FYI this my one time for a week experience. I know some guys have gone for years however this is my view on it after one week

Hotel--Grand Panama resort--excellent place, very spacious, the bed was hands down the best bed I ever slept on. The showers were of the chain, kitchen had it all (they supply you with knives/cups/boss glasses etc). The ocean view was boss. I mean you brought chicks back there and they was miring.

Clubs

Honestly I wasn’t too impress with the clubs, yes the clubs were packed, yes there were chicks there. It just doesn’t cater to my style of meeting women its more so bump and grind dance type clubs(cavemanning). I saw a guy dance with this girl for over half an hour, just dancing hardcore, grinding and all. The girl then ended up leaving the guy without saying a word, the guy didn’t get a number or anything….what a waste of time

Club La Vela(2.5 out of 5)--dance club, with 11 themed rooms. However on the busiest night that I went (Friday) only two rooms were filled. I was very disappointed by the hype my buddies gave this club and from stuff I read online I expected more

Spinnakers(2.5 out of 5)--The club was huge as well with different rooms and music. The dance floor seemed less crazy but that wasn’t a bad thing. Once again a dance oriented club

Haropon Harry’s(2 out of 5)--This club was popping when I went but the crowd wasn’t my type of crowd

Hammerhead Freds (2.5 out of 5) Tons of chicks, first night there cranked it up got some numbers (flakes flakes flakes)

Once again I’m older the average spring breaker so these types of clubs to me aren’t that fun anymore. I prefer bars/lounges now but that’s just me

Beaches(daygame)

The Summit/Holiday inn stand--This was popping all the time, hot chicks everywhere, booze and bikini parties. Contest etc. Great place to do day game and get some numbers

La Velva pool party--this was popping too although not as wild as the summit it had more people and they give away tons of stuff I.e. condoms, free vitamin water, mini-fans etc

Bars--some bars have happy hour deals, don’t sleep on this. I had a blast when I went to Hammerhead Fred’s with those guys I met and even got to try free food from another group of peoiple.

The daytime is most def where you wanna get your macking in cause chicks are receptive and sloshed

Have a plan

Usually when I go out I already have an idea of places I wanna go and what I wanna do. I don’t lollygag or waste my time in places were the women aren’t feeling me. This whole trip was last minute (I mean literally 24 hours for me) having a plan does make things easier. I literally did the same thing for a week and although it was a nice change of pace it would have been fun to switch things up a little

Being IN shape helps--don't sleep

Had I known I was going maybe I would have taking my work out more serious. When your on the beach having a gut isn’t gonna help you no matter how tight your game is, there is only so long you can suck it in

Establish Wingmen rules and communicate

This was one of the biggest issues when I went. The guys I was hanging out with only one of them I knew as a friend/wing for years (Capo) so we know how to play of each other and our boundaries the other guys I literally just met except for Too Fast. Communication is essential and important for instance the first night I went out. I introduced Too Fast too the two chicks on the one pic(march 4th). Well the chick gets kicked out for underage drinking and Too Fast follows them trying to go to another bar (no problem). I get held up talking to some other chick and dude and next thing I know Too Fast is at the hotel with the chick. All good right? Go to the hotel and I wasn’t sure of the dynamic now between my original chick and Too Fast needless to say I fell back. Another instance was when Levi smashed a chick Capo was talking too. Now this isn't a big deal cause Capo didn't care but that's Capo not everyone is cool like that

Thirstyness/Cockblockers

The women will hear it all, I mean all the lines you can think of from the “Oh my god your so hot” too “Can I eat your food”(saw chick walking with food). The worst cockblockers aren’t the friends when your at a hotel room after busting your ass trying to get them there(ok well maybe). The worst are when your on the beach and some guy literally comes up and tries to mack on your chick or does mack on her

One thing i noticed lot of guys are too pussy to approach even the good looking ones. They only way they approach is if their super drunk or they see you talking to a chick. My first day I was talking to some cute brunette and this guy just came and swooped her up. Never mind the guy was drunk as a skunk or my game was solid with her, the fact that he had a 6 pack and looked like Shemar Moore’s little brother was all he needed to box me out.

Hell even my wings were thirsty I remember once driving and having to pull the car over just so Capo could get a number. It’s really competitive. The best approach that worked for me is just to be genuine and chill. I guess being older helps in situation likes these but seriously talk to these chicks like you talk your little sister (teasing and crap)

Girls--The girls were cute to hot depending on your taste. I saw all types skinny chicks with small tight ass’s black chicks, thick chicks with phat ass’s. Skinny white girls with phat ass’s. I mean you name your ideal body type they were there. The girls on the beaches were 50/50 how you approach a woman is so important because it can truly make or break you. Same with the girls in clubs once again it all depends on how you approach them

Difficulty level and flakiness

So out of the week we were there we were able to bring back chicks 3 different nights to the condo, and only close the deal once. To me it simply comes down to a lack of execution at the end. If you have chicks at your place drinking there is nooooooooo reason they shouldn’t be leaving without getting dick down at the end of the night even if you have the cockblocking friend in tow. With better game this wouldn't have been a major issue

Flakiness is to be expected honestly my goal wasn’t for #’s however if you work those numbers you will reap the rewards I.e. Met the chick Sunday night then hung out with them finally on Thursday. But there were lot of flakes and that's to be expected

Some quick Do’s and Dont's

Do get a panamoric/or spring club cards. These cards were life savers if your planning on being there for a 3 days or more you would be a fool not to get one. Not only do you save money but also time. There a bout $40-$50. Sometimes cover at La Vela was $35....you do the math

Don’t go broke, I spend way more money then I wanted too

Do take a cab or have a DD on busier nights. If you talk to some of the cab drivers they may cut you a deal on the rates. They also have christian groups that will pick you up for free on the strips.

Don’t go with more then 2 people. The guys I went are great guys but 5 people was overkill remember your buddy could also be a cockblocker

Do buy food from wal-markt--you save $$ that way


Overall I had fun on spring break there certain things that I wish would have been different as I’ve noted above. This just based on my experience. Hope you have better luck then I do