Another Google Translate lay last night with a girl from Kiev.
Met her the day before my local BDSM bar, she's a friend of my sole Ukrainian friend "Uri", she's in Vlvi to do some exams and will be here for another week. As soon as I saw her I knew I would be bedding her, there was instant connection, she was tall, dark, and slim like me. Uri starts to encourage me to flirt with her, saying things like "Deb, she is tall and slim like you etc"
Her English was very poor she only spoke a handful of English words, but she also spoke some German, and I knew a few words, so got by with a few English, German and Russian words. The rest was on Google. There was a few of us at the bar, and after downing some drinks, we went to my friends apartment for some pre-club drinks.
The girl was a bit crazy, but in a good way, which I like. She impressed me greatly by showing her suppleness by doing the splits, it really turned me on thinking of all the positions I was going to contort her into. So we all get ready to go to a club, and then Uri starts with the cockblocking. This guy is a very conservative and religious, and makes out that he's better than other guys because he's not just after sex, you know the type.
So I see Uri is having an intense conversation with "Olga", and I can tell straight away that i'm being cockblocked. We get outside to the taxi. Uri was never planning on coming to the club(doesn't have the money), but Olga was keen. The Olga suddenly says that she is not going, and then her and Uri go home.
Pretty angry with the fucker, it's not the first time he's done this. So anyway a couple of us end up in a club, it was ladies' night, free entry for girls, so had a tasty display of local ladies. I spot a girl from the start that I wanted, start dancing with her, a bid of cuddling and some little kisses but that was it. I will contact her today.
So anyway, the next day(yesterday) I contact Uri and ask for Olgas number, which he obliged with. I though that he is not so bad after all. I meet up with her in the evening, we go for a coffee to my usual spot, the waitress smiles at me because I have taken three different girls there in the last week.
I was taken aback by her humour at one point, I notice she has a scar on her hand and I ask her how she got it, she translates on my phone "My ex-boyfriend, I beat him because he would not buy me a fur-coat", I almost piss myself laughing, would never hear such humour from a Vliv girl.
After that we go for a walk, when the weather is good in Ukraine people start "parading", the streets fill up with people just strolling around. It's much the same in many other Eastern/Southern European countries, it's a shame it's not this way in the west. I end up taking her to the park, eventually I hold her hand. Still using Google translate to talk, but everything is great because we feel so comfortable with one another.
We then get on the subject of massage, and she tells me that Uri has a "massage certificate" and that he gave her a massage last night!!. Little fucking shit, I knew it, was making out just to be looking after his friend.
Eventually take her to this Jazz cafe, we have a beer each and then I make my move, I kiss her, she react very strongly and starts devouring me. It get's to the point where she is simulating sex with me, it takes me a little by surprise, everyone in the bar is looking, and she doesn't seem to care.
I tell her that we can go to my apartment, she pretends not to understand, so I translate it. She says "No", but I can't understand exactly why, the translation wasn't working very well. What I did know is that they were token objections and she did want to fuck. So I say the usual bullshit like, "it's only for a cup of tea" and "i will behave like a gentleman". Eventually she says OK.
Off we trot to my place, I love living in very centre of the city, my apartment is usually within 5 minutes walk of any bar. Get her inside, and start off slowly with some kissing etc.When I kiss her she starts making all these orgasm sounds, which I though was a bit fake, but I go along with it anyway and start moaning a bit myself. Eventually she is on top of me on the sofa and i'm fingering her pussy, she is going crazy at this writhing around on top me like she's in some kind of trance.
Then all of a sudden, she fucking head butts me!!!, it was deliberate and painful, but I ended up laughing. So anyway we end of screwing for a couple of hours, I was amazed at what a tight pussy she had and how long it took her to get wet. Stark contrast to the 16yr I have been seeing(Olya), she get's wet at the drop of a hat, and is not so tight.
Maybe it's a Kamaki style theory, Olya is small so maybe the sensation takes less time to get from her brain to her snatch
I end up banging her again this morning, half way through the Olya knocks on the door, I tell Olga not to answer it, she's looking to pick up her laundry. I finished with Olya a few days ago, and I told her that I will be going out to lookfor sex last night, so I think she has understood what I did not answer the door at 8:30am
So anyway the moral of this story is Kiev girls fucking rule, they are leaps and bounds ahead of a Vliv girl in almost every department. If you want a quite submissive, conservative girl with no personality, who fucks like a corpse, then go to Vliv. If you want a crazy , passionate, cock-gobbling vixen with personality, then hunt out the Kiev girls.
Also never underestimate a Ukrainian guys ability to cockblock, it's the only defense they have against marauding foreigners.