[ElJefe]

I was once so drunk I went home with a girl that was about that fat. I remember just staring at her face and something inside my inebriated brain said this girl's pretty, go get at 'em! It was almost like a fight when I grabbed her, she tried to get away, and then I'd stick my tongue down her throat while hold her down, like a farmer trying to pin down a wild hog.

Then I remember vague images at her place, taking her clothes off and the feeling of shock, then utter disappointment, then resignation at the incredible beast I had caught - in the dark, I felt cheated - stupid fat girl tricking a drunkard like me. I think my dick went limp inside her. She noticed.

In the morning she hid in the bathroom for about an hour waiting for me to leave. I took a leak in her hallway.