[Kickb]

Thought I had a girl coming over this afternoon. I tell her my address and she finds out that it's a 30 minute drive from her house if she goes the speed limit of 60mph. I tell her if she goes 69 its only 20 minutes. She says "haha oh almighty"

At this point I was confident that she was still coming over. An hour and twenty minutes later i send her this text "you crashed "

She replies with "NOoOO! I was in the shower cuz my car broke down!"

I laughed out loud.

What are some flaky responses that you guys come across