I wanted to get this thread started before I go to bed. I’ll be in Colombia for three months and I need something to do.
Here are my goals:
1. I want a threesome with two women, with fakes asses, laying on my chest at the same time, while I smoke a cigar and drink whiskey.
Last trip I think I either hit 15 or 19 lays in 30 days so my goals are possible. I don't speak Spanish and it's never been a problem with me.
If you guys meet me, you'll see I talk very little anyway. I'm always playing chess in my head.
So here we go:
Day One: Two bangs in 22 hours, 8 orgasms, 1 anal
She wanted me to take her to dinner, I made her a peanut butter sandwich instead.
My second Venezuelan. Real tight, felt like i was fucking a garden hose.
So, there I was looking out into the city, smoking a cigar, listening to classical music, and drinking some whiskey, and then a gentle thought crossed my mind, "What an ugly fucking city."
Here are my goals:
1. I want a threesome with two women, with fakes asses, laying on my chest at the same time, while I smoke a cigar and drink whiskey.
Last trip I think I either hit 15 or 19 lays in 30 days so my goals are possible. I don't speak Spanish and it's never been a problem with me.
If you guys meet me, you'll see I talk very little anyway. I'm always playing chess in my head.
So here we go:
Day One: Two bangs in 22 hours, 8 orgasms, 1 anal
She wanted me to take her to dinner, I made her a peanut butter sandwich instead.
My second Venezuelan. Real tight, felt like i was fucking a garden hose.
So, there I was looking out into the city, smoking a cigar, listening to classical music, and drinking some whiskey, and then a gentle thought crossed my mind, "What an ugly fucking city."