[WestIndianArchie]

So if you have that game mindset, what can you use from this list to pull chicks?

WIA

(01-31-2015 09:22 AM)magicone Wrote:  

Feminist magazines are teaching american girls how to extract as much cash as possible
from rich older men, while avoiding having sex with them.

The feminist advices are below:

How to date older rich men and get 20 000 $ / month, while avoiding sex with them

1. Pretend to be busy when you’re not and then call and pretend you’re bored and deliberately frustrate him sexually.

Very mature. But there is method to this madness.

Tell him you’re lying naked on the bed, that you’re bored, you miss him, and you don’t know what to do with yourself. Ask him if he likes phone sex or if he would rather wait until he sees you in person. Before you say good night, tell him about everything you bought while you were out shopping (with his money, of course.) Better yet, describe in detail everything you didn’t buy but wish you had. There’s a good chance he’ll make sure you get it.

2. Start petty arguments so you can pretend to be too pissed off to have sex. Don’t listen to his side of the argument.

Be thorny, not prickly. Make it trivial enough to get you a one– or two-night reprieve, but not so petty that he won’t bother participating in the argument. And catch him off guard—sit casually in a chair while watching TV, look over at him, and lob a beef you’ve been holding back on. Then stand up, with your hands on your hips, and leave the room. Since you only really care about the one side to the story, you don’t need to sit around waiting for his rebuttal. Tell him that it is what it is, and that you need some time alone to think. That will really help drive the point home and if he’s smart, he’ll know to leave you alone for a while.

3. Pretend you have some sort of medical issue involving your lady bits and use that as an excuse to avoid sex.

Most sugar daddies have already suffered through a long-term relationship or two, and they don’t want to make waves. He especially won’t want to talk about your female body issues. Unless your sugar daddy is a physician, there are a large number of unquestionable female issues that can save the day.

4. Get him really excited over the course of the day, order take-out and then tell him there’s only time for a quickie. It’ll be over in a flash.

Set the mood at dinner. When you hear the turning of the lock, greet him at the door wearing an apron over his favorite piece of lingerie. Tell him you want to work up an appetite before dinner, but you ordered delivery so he’ll have to try and be quick. Rest your elbows on the kitchen table, look demurely over your shoulder at him, and call him over. A little wrap around fun and it’ll be over in a flash.

5. Bore him to death with a really long night of movies

After a long day at the office and four, five, or six hours of watching The Godfather, he’ll be ready to call it a night—he may even fall asleep on the couch. “It’s OK,” you tell him, adding, “We can do it tomorrow if you’re up for it.”

You’re probably waiting for the joke to kick in, right? What new madness is this? It’s not a joke. Earn the Necklace has a US Alexa Ranking of 33 254, meaning it’s a rather popular site.

http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/earnthenecklace.com

This shit really happens.


And Miami seems to be a hotspot for sugar baby/daddy relationships. Jezebel cottoned on to this, and my goodness, did they ever work hard to spin the ladies as poor exploited victims of predatory men.

http://jezebel.com/expose-on-miamis-suga...-577527455

Are you a young woman who likes money or an old man with money who likes young women and would like to use aforementioned money to perhaps buy a young woman? If so, you may be profiled in a recently published piece that combines two of the least fun subjects in the world: the concept of sugar babies — young women who hook up with rich old dudes so the old dudes buy them crap, often at great risk to themselves and their own well-being— and Miami, Florida.

Hahahahahahah! No silly, they don’t really GET terrible diseases of the ladyparts, they just pretend to, so they can get all that shit without having to pay for it. I mean, that has to be the “great risk” Jez is talking about, isn’t it?

Maybe I’m missing something. Somebody clue me in as to how having a rich, older boyfriend pay all your bills puts the WOMAN at risk? Is there a danger she might accidentally suffocate under the bag of cash her Sugar Daddy provides her?

What really sucks about sugar baby relationships is that most of the arrangements don’t seem like they’re entered into freely; they’re a desperate response to a shitty set of circumstances — a lack of job opportunities, lack of job abilities, and last, but not least, the insanely high cost of college education.

Oh, poor wittle duckies. No job skills (whose fault is that) and the high cost of education (boo hoo). And no job opportunities in Miami. Let’s see. Monster.com says there are 1000’s of jobs in Miami, right at this very moment.

http://jobsearch.monster.com/search/?where=Miami__2C-FL

Oh, but those jobs are sucky. You have to show up at inconvenient times and actually work. Sugar Babies get paid to look nice and have sex, and there aren’t a whole lot of jobs out there with those requirements.

Oh, wait. Yes there are. It’s called prostitution.

Source:

http://judgybitch.com/2013/06/27/how-to-...-delusion/