A rich man and a poor man are talking on Valentine's Day. The poor man asks the rich man: what did you get your wife? The rich man replies: I got her a Mercedes and a diamond ring. The poor man asks why, to which the rich man says: if she doesn't like the Mercedes she can have the diamond ring. The rich man then asks the poor man what he got his wife. He says he got her slippers and a dildo.
"Why did you get her both?"
"Because if she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself."
"Why did you get her both?"
"Because if she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself."