Quote: (06-11-2014 11:16 PM)Suits Wrote:
^Thanks for the hardcore pic, bro.
I was in a WuDaoKou Pizza joint enjoying the all-you-can-eat lunch buffet and surfing the web when that image jumped onto my screen. Despite my efforts to speed scroll to the bottom of the page to avoid an embarrassing social situation, I could tell that the girl to my left had seen it from the look on her face immediately after.
I wanted to say something to her, but I couldn't think of an opener.
LOL.
I was in the library last week tracking down a book title for Cardguy, and as I walked past the computer section where people can browse the internet, there's a guy wearing headphones, watching hardcore porn in full view of everyone.
Even though it was obviously explicit porn - a giant dick splitting a pussy in full detail - everyone around was pretending not to notice and no-one was moving to reprimand him. I was briefly amused, but ended up shrugging and moving on, figuring it was one of the short-haired lesbian librarian's problem.
This is the 'everything's socially-awkward' world we're living in. They were probably trying to hunt down his twitter account to reprimand him that way.