[AntiTrace]

HR came in to give us a class on sexual harrasment. Fun stuff. I normally have a great time in these classes, but I keep my mouth shut. That day, I couldn't.

We we read a story about a girl that is in love with a guy in a different city. She couldn't get to him because she didn't have a car. She asked a pilot to fly her there, and he kept saying no. Finally they pilot caved, and said he would do it....if she slept with him for a month first. She asked a friend what she should do, the friend told her that whatever she did he would support her. So she agreed to sleep with the pilot. He flew her out afterwards, she went to her love and told him the story. He threw her out and said don't come back. She then went to the bar and had three beers, where she met another guy. She told the guy at the bar the story, he told her she was a strong and woman that made such a sacrifice to see her love. She ended up going home with the man.

We were then asked to rate all the characters in order of best to worst.

Here were mine:

1. Pilot - Badass. Ass, grass, or gas. No one rides for free.
2. Her love - Badass. Throws whore woman out without apologies. I respect him.
3. Bar guy - Badass. Player.
4. Friend - Friend zoned. Hoping she would give it up to him. He should go become a pilot.
5. Women - Whore. Straight up prostitute.

I Liked the Pilot, Her love, and the bar guy. I didn't like the friend and the woman.

The HR chick running the class asked me to share my answers and why I picked them. She thought my answers were funny and then read the "correct" company answers.

"Correct Company Answers"
Best to Worst
1.Her love - Becuase he was honest, said he didn't approve of her actions, and then left. *This surprised me.
2. Woman - Because she was willing to do everything within her power to get to her love.
3. Her friend - While he could of done more, he was supportive of her.
4. The pilot - Manipulative
5. Bar guy - For taken advantage of her. Hes slimy and creepy.




Normally I'm calm and collected. But I kinda lost of my shit when that was read to me.

Anti - laughs out loud
HR Lady - "Is there a problem Anti?"
Anti - "Your telling me, that the woman who slept with some random guy for a month is higher on the moral ladder than a guy in a bar who actually complimented the girl?
HR Lady - "She did everything in her power to get to her love, the guy in the bar took advantage of her because she was drunk. He was being slimy and creepy."
Anti - "Everything in her power? How about paying for a fucking ticket? Or becoming a pilot? Or driving? Or walking? Or taking a bus? Or taking a train? Or asking her friend? She offered sex for a favor. If that doesn't make her a prostitute what does that make her? A whore? Or a strong, independent, driven woman? No wonder her love threw her the fuck out. She's better than the guy in the bar? The single guy that just talked to a girl in the bar and gave her a compliment? In your story he didn't drug her, feed her drinks, or force her to leave. He just gave her a compliment. But being a prostitute is better in the eyes of the company than giving a female a compliment? Fucking some random guy for compensation is ok, but talking to a girl in a bar is slimy and creepy? Get the fuck out of here. I know you didn't come up with this, some dweeb that is too highly educated for his or her own good did, but this is a fucking joke and this is why no one takes these classes seriously. I'm going to go do something productive with my time. Maybe I'll go downtown and fuck someone for a ride home, but at least wont compliment a woman.


I got up and left.

I actually ended up banging the HR chick a few days later. That was nice. But I still can't believe the shit that was peddled to me.