[jariel]

(04-19-2014 09:40 PM)StrikeBack Wrote:  

Jesus must be the greatest pimp in the history of mankind. Thousands of years after his death, whores still desire to be handled by him in their search for new johns. Respect.

I used to go to churches, initially to look for "good girls", but ended up finding plenty of easy girls. Pro tip: the more singing they do, the sluttier the chicks.