Quote: (09-20-2013 05:49 AM)Architekt Wrote:
Quote: (09-20-2013 05:30 AM)Prophylaxis Wrote:
You could have so much fun with this.
*Walks to a nearby park*
"Excuse me, do you know where the nearest pet shop is?"
"No, I'm sorry I can't help"
"I've been looking everywhere and my mobile phone data isn't working"
"Why don't you ask someone else?"
*THEN turn my back and begin furiously wanking
Just walk around with your dick in your hand at all times and see how long it takes people to notice
Friend of mine used to pull this on girls at clubs all the time. He'd be chatting to them and discretely unzipped and pulled out his dick. The sport was to see how long it took before she discovered. It often took a surprisingly long time.
Yes, he's an animal. Once I spotted him nonchalantly pissing up against the bar at a club while waiting for his drinks to be poured.
"A flower can not remain in bloom for years, but a garden can be cultivated to bloom throughout seasons and years." - xsplat