[Thomas the Rhymer]

In other breaking news, the dangerous cult leader Yeshua the Anointed has finally been arrested. He was found in hiding in the garden of Gethsemane, after an informant working for national intelligence revealed his secret hiding place. Yeshua the Anointed has been accused of causing political and religious unrest through his cultish new age teachings. Governor Pilate has announced that he will personally attend the trial.