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That's Sexis'!: Ideas for a joke book
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That's Sexis'!: Ideas for a joke book

Man cheats on wife: It's his fault
Woman cheats on husband: It's his fault.

Man put of marriage until his 30's: "He's probably a gay" or " he needs to man-up"
Woman puts off marriage till 30's: "She not read to settle down, she's still exploring herself(with boatloads of cock) and building her career but when she's ready(menopausal) she deserves the best man(Bill Gates wallet, Ron Jeremy's schlong, on Brad Pitt's body).

Boy does bad in school: Ritalin for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Girl does bad in school: It's the Patriarchy!

Quote: (08-18-2016 12:05 PM)dicknixon72 Wrote:  
...and nothing quite surprises me anymore. If I looked out my showroom window and saw a fully-nude woman force-fucking an alligator with a strap-on while snorting xanex on the roof of her rental car with her three children locked inside with the windows rolled up, I wouldn't be entirely amazed.
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