[Tuthmosis]

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FIRST, THE NEWS

C.U.N. News
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RVF Moderator Tuthmosis Enters the Prestigious 5,000 Club
Joins elite group of prolific posters
By: WasThisBeta, Junior Forum Reporter

In a feat for the ages, RooshVForum member Samir Singh Gupta Patel--also known as Tuthmosis--has posted his 5,000th RVF entry. He becomes only the sixth member in RVF history to reach this lofty, prestigious milestone. In a heart-warming gesture, he dedicates his 5,000th post to thanking the forum--and its many members--for the good times.

"To be honest, if I could have all the time back it took to write those fucking 5,000 posts," said Tuthmosis in a phone interview, "I probably would have accomplished something more meaningful with my life. Don't print that. Say I'm thankful for the good times." He then promptly hung up the phone. Subsequent efforts by C.U.N. News to reach him by telephone were unsuccessful.

   
Tuthmosis "with one of his bitches."
PHOTO CREDIT: Tuthmosis

Tuthmosis, who is known to the forum for his near-excessive love for memes and his uncanny troll-detection skills, has amassed an impressive oeuvre of works, from visual puns to a series of forum lingoes now well-circulated. He is also credited with introducing several of the most-used second generation of smilies, including hamster and fattitude.



Tuthmosis's career has not been without drama. He is 2-1 survivor, who came to the rescue of other victims in the immediate aftermath of the attacks, rushing in the opposite direction as others fled the scene like pussies. In the days after the tragedy, he was appointed head of the quickly assembled Department of Forum Defense, for his troll awareness, courageous behavior, and party loyalty. His tireless, behind-the-scenes work fighting trolls has prevented any major attacks since and, by extension, justifies any warrantless wiretaps, interrogation techniques, and unmanned drone attacks toward that effort.

"The forum changed on 2-1," PM'd Tuthmosis, "Keeping the forum safe from trolling is a messy job. Trolls lurk in the subtle, and you sometimes have spend time there if you want to find them."

A SHORT HISTORY OF MY MEMBERSHIP

I joined the RooshVForum in early January 2011. Unlike some of these disrespectful newbies, I lurked for months before actually signing up. I took the shit seriously. I actually went back and read (skimmed) like 85 percent of the threads. I still can't believe I actually did that, but in those days it was still somewhat possible. At the time, I remember being perplexed by several things, like what the hell a "data sheet" was.

I'd been reading Roosh's blog ever since a (female) friend of mine--this older lady--unwittingly sent me a link to the blog in reference to something completely unrelated to game. I read the thing she sent, and then suddenly realized it was a "game" blog. Being well familiar with Game 1.0, I poked around for a minute, ready to dismiss it as another corny "PUA" site. But, instead, I liked what The Hairy One was saying, so I read on into the archive.

Before long, I was like:

   

Having read all his shit, I decided to check out his forum. Once I joined the forum, it didn't take long for me to start posting. I posted this little recommendation on apartment game as my first post. My first thread was the subject of some controversy, when none other than the original BBL himself came after me with his trademark roid rage.

At first, I'd visit once a day (in the morning), but it wasn't long before it was two, then three, times a day. I'm not even sure how many times I visit these days. At a point, my forum addiction got so bad that I had to install a program to try to break free. I was unsuccessful.

I even dedicated this song to the forum:

Nowadays, Google Chrome displays the RVF as the undisputed most-visited site in my welcome page. No matter how many times I clear my history and cache, this motherfucker climbs right back to the top.

BEST OF TUTHMOSIS

The corpus of my written posts is too extensive to sift through for the occasional gem, but these are some my favorite memes I've created--in no particular order.

   
   
   
   
   

HYPE VIDEOS

Some miscellaneous inspirational videos from my collection.

SOME RELEVANT ANIMATED GIFs

Miscellaneous celebratory GIFs.











RUNNER-UP ANTHEMS FOR TUTHMOSIS'S 5,000TH

These tracks came close to being the background music at the top of this thread.

CONCLUSION

Big-baller joking aside, it's been good to be with you fuckers for 5,000 posts. Thanks for the laughs, advice, and open-24/7 procrastination. And, special thanks to Roosh for bringing this little community of exceptional misfits together.

Here's to another 5,000!