[blackglasses]

So yesterday I was out with this chick after I had come back from work and chilled with another bitch. So I am in college and I thought we agreed on her coming over at 8:15. So I'm thinking everything is gonna work out and I'm gonna get the lay. Wrong!! She calls me at 8 and tells me to come to this student association bullshit. Then she's hungry and gets fucking chinese carry out wings. She does finally come back to my room about 2 hours later. But thanks to the heavy ass chinese food meal she FUCKING TAKES A NAP. Now I am headed to see a pregnant girl who I did not want to see but is making things too easy to pass up since I did not get laid last night. I really didn't wanna deal with her but now my dick is making the decisions since I haven't gotten laid since last saturday

Lesson learned: Do not let bitches get full!!!!