[Samseau]

I am a fan of anal. I think the reason guys here don't like anal is because they don't know the tricks of the trade.

Also, just to get an objection out of the way - "But doesn't shit come out of her ass?" My response: "Doesn't piss come out of her vagina?"

So it's time to dispense the knowledge. There are two considerations to think about when going anal.


1. Pleasure.

In order to maximize pleasure with anal, you must keep her ass as dry as possible. Why? If the asshole gets too wet, it loses it's tightness and friction and becomes far less pleasurable.

To do this, you must avoid using too much lube, or not use lube at all. "But won't going in dry hurt her?" No. Believe it or not, anal sex for the girl is painful not because of friction, but because of how tight the sphincter muscle is. Forcing it open is painful for the girl.

Lube can help with anal if you put your dick in wrong. Always push your dick in from the bottom of her asshole, never from the top. If you put your dick in from the top of her asshole, it pulls on the skin making it hurt like hell. However, if you push your dick in from the bottom, it doesn't pull on any skin and the only pain comes from forcing the anal sphincter open.

   

The next obstacle is making it past the sphincter. It is the source of her pain, and the source of your pleasure. The tightness of the sphincter is unlike the vagina and is what makes the ass so great.

Here's how the sphincter works: The muscle moves slowly, and trying to force it open quickly is extremely painful. If you push your dick in slowly, it gives time to the muscle to open up.

To make the process as quick as possible, you push your dick about a quarter of a inch (or 2-3 milimeters), and then pull back out. Push in a bit further, then pull back out. Keep doing this till you make it past the sphincter. What this does is allow the muscle to relax before expanding again, which eliminates a lot of pain for the girl.

Often times the girl will object, saying, "Oh my god it hurts it hurts no please stop" or whatever. Just calm her down, tell her "Relax babe... only hurts for a minute. Then it feels amazing." Actually, it might never feel amazing for her but who cares? However, I do know that the pain for the girl goes away once you make it past the sphincter.



As you can see, the sphincter is closed by default... but it will open up to let large objects pass through it. You just have to let it open up by gradually forcing it open. It takes maybe 4 minutes maximum for a girl's first anal.

Once you make it past the sphincter, it's smooth sailing as the rectum is big enough to take your cock.

For her first anal, you'll probably need lube just to keep her calm. But after the first anal, she'll get more and more used to it allowing you to go faster, but the discomfort of opening up the sphincter never goes away.

That said, you can do this entire process without any lube, and it's recommended that you do so to make anal feel great for you. Adding lube removes the friction provided by the sphincter and makes anal sex boring.


Now, going in totally dry isn't recommended either, but there already is available to you one of nature's best lubricants: pussy juice.

Fuck her in the vagina first, and then move to her ass. Your dick will be soaked enough such that your dick will be slippery enough to alleviate some friction to help get it in through the sphincter.

This brings us to the final point.

Never do anal sex with a woman such that the pussy juice runs down into her ass.

Why? Let's say you're banging her in missionary position. Then you decide to move to her asshole. You get it in, and start pounding her ass. Then, not even a mere 3 minutes later, you feel no friction on your dick and her asshole is looser than her vagina.

What happened?

As you fuck a girl in the ass, she will still be incredibly aroused due to being dominated so hard. Her pussy will be producing juice on overtime. If you fuck her so that her pussy is above her asshole, the juices will run down into her asshole making it friction-less.

Next time you watch an anal porn scene, notice how the man usually positions the girl so that her ass is above her vagina. You should do this too.

The easiest position to do anal is by lying the girl on her stomach, face down. Then just push in from below. And enjoy!



2. Hygiene.


A lot of guys are understandably grossed out by anal. They think of shit and the smell of shit and are like, "No thanks." But piss comes out of her vagina, and piss also has a disgusting smell, yet we all fuck girls in the vagina.

The fact is, an unclean girl, either in her snatch or ass, is fucking nasty. So if your girl is dirty, take her to the shower.

Literally. Right in the middle of sex, maybe after pounding her for a bit, and you're thinking about going anal but notice it's a little sketchy down there, just lead her by the hand off your bed.

Give her a towel.

Lead her into the bathroom.

Turn on the shower.

Fuck her in the shower.

Take a bar of soap afterwards, rub your hands with it, and then rub your hands around her pussy and slide your fingers into her ass. Rinse her out, and you're good. Note: Do not put soap directly into her pussy. That can cause irritations. But use soap everywhere else.

Dry her off.

Then go back to your bed and do whatever you want to her.

If you do this process at least 3 times with a girl... and you continue to see her, she'll probably get the hint. You can expect her to come with a clean asshole.

And, if for some reason you get a bit of shit on your dick, don't freak out. Just have a rag in your room designated as your "sex rag" (I have several) that you can wipe your dick off afterwards.

By taking her to the shower like this, cleaning her off, fucking her however you want, you are sending all the right signals. Don't be surprised when your pet starts to fall in love.


Finally, let's say you've been pounding her ass and want to back to the vagina. You must clean your dick off reasonable well before you do so. If you move your dick directly from her asshole to her snatch, she can get a yeast infection a few days later. It's nothing serious, but she won't want to have sex if she's got a yeast infection.

So after pounding her ass, wipe your dick off with your sex rag, then have her suck you off. You'll be good for vaginal reentry.




Conclusion


I enjoy anal as much as I do vagina. It took me some practice, but once I started doing what I wrote above anal is now just as good as vaginal for me.

It's not that anal is better than vaginal, but qualitatively different altogether. The sensations the ass produces are quite good, but it lacks the streamlined smoothness of the vagina which allows for rapid fucking. But unlike the vagina, you can blow your load inside of her ass and not worry about anything.

For all the anal doubters out there, if you follow the instructions above you'll probably never go back to being just a front-door man.