Quote: (02-10-2015 03:44 PM)MMM Wrote:
Query, gentlemen. You’re 85 years old. You’re looking for some strange for your wrinkled, weatherbeaten penis. The lizards in the nursing home actually look like lizards. You’ve got your viagra.......... The barren ghoul comes to visit her mother and upon seeing your wrinkled but well preserved ass, finds an empty room and gives you the come hither look, beckoning to join her. Would You Hit It?
I figure since there's no way in hell I could get wood to that chick now (at 27) there's definitely no way it's gonna happen when my dick doesn't work as well.