[El Chinito loco]

(01-22-2015 11:45 PM)Bacchus Wrote:  

Just one look at our author, and you just know you're in for a good one. So fat, she can't even hide it in a tightly cropped pic:




I took a deep breath


I shook my head in a silent "I’m about to lose my shit." My friend nodded back as if to say, "I know," his cheeks flushing red.


I took another deep breath and thought about whether or not I could live with myself




I reverted to my elementary school bully-defense tactics, called him a "Fuck" and told him to shut up.



I retreated into my iPhone, my hands shaking, my stomach sick with the conflict

And when the tears inevitably came, despite my best efforts, I was absolutely furious.

As a 5'8", 350-pound woman with blue-streaked hair, I don't move through the world quietly.

The bolded parts are the only parts that I believe to be factual in this tale of SJW struggle.


Also she reminds me of this character from the Road Warrior.