Quote: (09-08-2011 03:49 PM)el mechanico Wrote:
Mcdonalds..Yo gurl let me git a dubblecheeze and fry..... all ite..all ite.. how bout you let me git yo Mcdigits
McDonalds-
Her: What can I get for you today?
Me: A double whopper w/ cheese.
Her: Um, sir we don't have those.
Me: What kind of place is this? You think they deliver?
Burger King-
Her: What can I get for you today?
Me: I'll take a double whopper..no cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, mayo, or meat.
Her: That only leaves the bun. Are you serious?
Me: My ex said I was fat. It gave me a complex.
Her: Well, you're certainly not fat.
Me: Really? You think I can afford to eat the whole burger?
Her I think you'll be alright.
Me: Ok. I'll only order it though if you give me your number. Will you will love me even if I'm fat?