Quote: (11-30-2014 12:43 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:
OKCupid also changed its rating system. Instead of getting to rate people on a 1 to 5 scale, now you just get to click a star to "like."
Yeah that change really pissed me off. I was fond of hitting arrogant, pain-in-the-ass, or feminist bitches with a 1-star and "hide" in rapid succession. I'm pretty sure I played a role in getting that policy changed. I did that to a lot of bitches. I was making up for every thirsty motherfucker giving 5 stars out like candy and gassing these bitches up.
Even not responding to my message was grounds for a 1-star rating. What's a less attractive trait than not liking me?
Short hair? 1 star.
Finger mustache? 1 star.
Picture at Machu Picchu? 1 star.
Picture "straightening" the Leaning Tower of Pisa or "lifting" the pyramids at Giza? 1 star.
Trying to SIF me? 1 star.
Cats in your picture? 1 star.
Weird hair color? 1 star.
Too slutty? 1 star.
Too prudish? 1 star.
Too old? 1 star.
Too basic? 1 star.
Using the word "bro" or "dude" in your profile? 1 star.
Uncreatively quoting TV shows or movies? 1 star.
Only "looking for friends"? 1 star.
Have the word "feminist," "gender," "intersectionality" in your profile? 1 star.
Oh, you went sky-diving? 1 star.
You had all group pics, so I had to do work to figure out which one is you? 1 star.
You have fat friends? 1 star.
There are too many dudes in your pictures? 1 star.
You make too many demands of men? 1 star.
You didn't bother to write very much in your profile? 1 star.
You list your "iPhone" as one of the things you can't do without? 1 star.
You're holding an iPhone in any of your pictures? 1 star.
Your pictures look professionally done? 1 star.
You tell me what to say, or not say, in my opening message? 1 star.
You're petting or feeding real-life tigers? 1 star.
You're hugging little African kids? 1 star.
You haven't logged into your account recently? 1 star.
You seem to always be online? 1 star.
You tell me about how you've tried this before and failed? 1 star.
I've seen you around the website for way too many months in a row? 1 star.
Your profile is too autobiographical? 1 star.
Your profile tries too hard to be "quirky"? 1 star.
Your pictures are obvious attention-whoring ploys? 1 star.
Your pictures don't give me enough information? 1 star.
Your picture resolution sucks? 1 star.
All your pictures are at different hair lengths, making your current haircut ambiguous? 1 star.
You did one of those Color Runs with your other fat friends? 1 star.
Too small an age-range for what you're looking for? 1 star.
Too large an age-range for what you're looking for (slutty)? 1 star.
Talking about sarcasm as if that's a good trait? 1 star.
Stuffing your face in your pictures? 1 star.
Talking about how important your kids are to your life? 1 star.
Telling me I need to be at least a certain height to message you? 1 star.
Telling me I should have a beard to message you? 1 star.
Telling me I should have a certain set of political beliefs to message you? 1 star.
Telling me too much about yourself so my standard questions are already answered? 1 star.
Not telling me enough in your profile so I don't have anything to go on? 1 star.
Having the suffix "saurus" or "taco" in your username? 1 star.
Having your real first name in your username? 1 star.
Saying you're looking for someone to show you the city? I ain't your tour guide. 1 star.
Telling me about how important the Lord Jesus Christ is in your life? 1 star.
Telling me you're "420 friendly" in your profile? 1 star.
Having a gummy smile? 1 star.
Being a 7 but acting like you're a 9? 1 star.
Telling me you're a "nerd" or "awkward"? 1 star.
Telling me you're not looking for a hookup? 1 star.
Having your punk-ass out-of-shape boyfriend with you "looking for a third"? 1 star.
Talking about your "boobs" being the first thing people notice about you even though you're hella fat? 1 star.
Referring to yourself as a "young professional" without a tinge of irony? 1 star.
Having a pretty face, but then a fat, dumpy body? 1 star.
Having nice-ass body but then a busted-up face? 1 star.
Being an Asian girl and obviously just hunting for white dick? 1 star.
Being a lighter-skinned Latina and pretending to be as white as possible? 1 star.
Being a bland American white girl and acting like that semester abroad made you international? 1 star.
Talking about how I should consider the arbitrary "match percentage" before messaging you? 1 star.
Telling me "chivalry isn't dead"? 1 star.
Mentioning "negging" or "PUAs" in your profile in a derisive way? 1 star.
Telling me what dates to take you on? 1 star.
Telling me you're "laid back" or "independent"? 1 star.
Liking some local restaurant that is, in fact, shitty at best? 1 star.
Talking about how "busy" you are, as if you're Oprah and Hillary Clinton combined, when in reality you work at a frame store? 1 star.
Telling me how difficult it is to summarize yourself? 1 star.
Having your mom in your picture and having her be unattractive? 1 star.
Having pictures of you as a bridesmaid, reminding me of the unpleasant reality that you're approaching the wall? 1 star.
Being a former carousel rider and trying to change your ways on my time? 1 star.