The "OH SHIT" guy had me in tears. Completely agree that the smartest guy in the room was the white guy who left 2 secs in.
"Despite their numbers, their pussyness means I was barely hurt. 2 black eyes and a cut nose, no big deal. I could sense the fear in them so as they were walking I chased them down and told them to "go home". They all left like little girls." - Revelations 21:4