[aSimpNamedBrokeback]

Quote:

Raquel Melody is a Yale graduate living and working in New Jersey. She produces a radio show, writes poetry, and loves being onstage. An avid fan of reality TV, Raquel wrote her thesis on the Jersey Shore and has no regrets. Her favorite pastimes include eating the last French fry, social justice, and singing in the shower (sorry).

Follow her on Twitter: @RaquelMelodyNJ
Website: raquelmelody.com

Its almost like shes a parody.