What part of "Don't you come to Mexico" you don't understand? Do you remeber Colombia in the mid 80s, well Mexico is like that right but in an upgraded version now. Cancún and Los Cabos don't belong to the list since they are Gringo towns.
With God's help, I'll conquer this terrible affliction.
By way of deception, thou shalt game women.
Diaboli virtus in lumbar est -The Devil's virtue is in his loins.