[Enfant_Terrible]

(08-19-2011 09:17 AM)Gmac Wrote:  

One that I routinely use on chicks that are running late to a date (works wonders on first dates).

Me: "It's cool, I'll come up with a proper punishment."
Her: "WHAT?! You're punishing me?"
Me: "See you in a few."

or

Me: "It's cool, I'll come up with a proper punishment."
Her: "Ok what's my punishment?
Me: "Oh, you'll find out."

Hahahaha, stolen. Thanks, Gmac!

A girl once told me in person during the date that my text manner wasn't "the most polite" when I was simply being logistical and recognized her luring me into a text chat. So I said to her, "I don't want to talk over text, I'd rather do it in person." And I really do feel that way when it comes to text messaging.

She bought it.