[Parlay44]

So ...a little background on this girl. I've been banging her on and off for the past two years.
She's been single, with a boyfriend. Didn't matter. She's always down to hang out. We're from the same
social circle so a handful of people know we've fucked. She obviously doesn't tell her boyfriends
about it though. Just says we're friends.

So I stopped by her place to drop off something of hers she left in my car. Texted her the following day.



ME: Hey Everything cool with Ray?
I hope I didn't torture you too bad.
I didn't expect him to be in the bedroom.
Lol

HER: He was kinda pissed - said u were basically
calling me a whore..

ME: Sorry. Didn't mean it
to come like that.

ME: Come out* like that

HER: Jerk !! Well he was the one that was
pissed- not me.. I get him to be cool
with us chillin and u open ur big
mouth lol.. I'm used to it.. Ur big
mouth that is He was offended for me-
but I tried to explain how u r..
Big mouth hahahaha

ME: It threw me off him being there.
I was just trying to be funny. Shoulda
warned me. He was laughing from what
I remember. Lol

HER: Well he didn't think it was funny LOL

ME: Well you're probably right about us not hanging out.
I obviously can't control myself around you. =(

HER: Hahhaha- dumbass!!

ME: So what did you tell him about me? Does he know
anything? I just don't wanna fuck you up with
my big mouth. Lol

HER: I'll be just fine.. He loves me, and u cant convince
him otherwise haaa! Yea, that I've known u for a long time and
your a good guy..he still thinks ur in love with
me tho..lol but all men think everyone wants
their girl U made me look bad tho jerk..

ME: Maybe I should send him flowers. Lol

HER: HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA-
OMG- I wld DEF piss myself!!!!!

ME: With Love, Parlay <3 LOL

HER: Hahhahahhahahhahahahhaaaaa

ME: See this is why you and get along. You got my
retarded humor from day 1 =)

ME: You saw right through my sweet bullshit.Lol

HER: Yes... I know allll about u...

ME: Hahaha I'm sure!!