[Gmac]

Randomly out of no where...

Me: "Rape fantasy."
Her: "You!!! Just... you. All I can say. Hahaha. Trying to make me 'blush' in public. Ha!"
Me: "You'll be in the shower..."
Her: "Omg... otc (off the chain, I think). You know I didn't wear underwear today, right? About to destroy this bar stool haha."

After this chick was talking about being sore...

Me: "I'm gonna have to get you on some kegel exercises."
Her: "Ahhh. So much pressure!!! I have to be super relaxed to do what you want. I did pretty good today before work, though... Maybe I should send you a video. Ha!"

One that I routinely use on chicks that are running late to a date (works wonders on first dates).

Me: "It's cool, I'll come up with a proper punishment."
Her: "WHAT?! You're punishing me?"
Me: "See you in a few."

or

Me: "It's cool, I'll come up with a proper punishment."
Her: "Ok what's my punishment?
Me: "Oh, you'll find out."