I woke in my barracks one Sunday morning naked with a chick sleeping on my chest. I looked under the covers and saw the most perfect chocolate body I had seen in my life. Flawless. When she raised her head and looked at me she was so ugly that I flinched. I faked a cramp. She wanted to stay in bed and cuddle, and I wanted her gone. I was getting up to coax her out and heard people in the hallway hanging out. There was no way in fuck that I was letting anyone see this ugly bitch leave my room, so we had to stick around. Of course I fucked her twice more before I got the all clear to get her out. Whenever I wasn't looking directly at her, or when she was giving me head she was a goddess.
"Feminism is a trade union for ugly women"- Peregrine