[Moma]

With all these threads about hot dimes, lizards etc, I can remember the most busted lizard I ever poked. She was a Newfie and I had met her online. She was in her late 30s with kids etc.

The first time I banged her was in her car in the parking lot behind Shoppers DrugMart. She required more sexual romance and I linked her at her apartment once. When she stripped for me in broad daylight, I was disgusted at her pools of flesh spilling out of her garter. She wasn't even that fat, she just had no body tone.

I was even more disgusted at my own erection, strong and sturdy. I came quickly to avoid prolonging the visual misery.

So what about you? What's the most busted lizard y'all have poked?