Quote: (03-30-2014 11:55 AM)CJ Wrote:
Bro: Can I please have a pen?
Girl: Sure
Bro: Can I have a piece of paper?
Girl: Of course
Bro: Can I have your number?
CLASSIC!
Dude this would be perfect to use on a bored retail girl working in the mall or grocery store.
I used to look all puzzled at my receipts from hot girls in fast food/mall/store and say wait a minute... this isn't right, there's a mistake. They would get all serious face and be like whats wrong. I would say with a smirk, "you forgot to put your phone number on the back." Worked like a fucking charm. People behind me usually go annoyed.
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