I just arrived in Lima about 5 days ago. I am here to study spanish. I applied for a bunch of grants and scholarships and got a shitload of free money to study here for the next 6 months. I have about 3 weeks until classes start so I'm gonna be doing some boucning aroudn until then.
On the flight all the chicks (foreigners and Peruvians) were very receptive to some chit chat. One peruvian from the plane i am supposed to go on a little valentines date this evening but I dont know if I want to go with her. I knew I was coming here for some time now so I did some pipelining. A strange thing happened at the airport in Lima as two different chicks were there to pick me up. Luckily I snuck out with one of them not seeing me.
First night I banged a colombian chick at my hostel. The last few days have consisted of going on one date after the next. One surprising thing about Peru is that because everyone lives with their parents, there is a lot of public affection. Almost all the dates consist of a lot of initial resistence to even touching their hand or something, but they ease into kissing very quickly. I mean heavy makeout sessions on the street, but they all slap me if i try to touch their asses on the street. At first I felt like a pornstar when making out in the streets because I felt like all eyes were on me, but nobody gives a shit. Only one of the 5-7 dates has resulted in a bang, but if i seem them again I'm sure it'll happen.
The dates consist of going to restaurants or bars. I'm going to have to insist on just going for walks with some beers or just sitting and drinking at the park because these dates can get expensive. I dont know how much money these chicks have, but they seems to have enough. Sometimes I do just pay for myself but i feel like a dick and usually just pick up the check. Twice the chicks have picked up the bill which was nice. That gesture of kindness will ensure a 2nd date even if they are somewhat less hot
Other agendas. Find an apartment which I think I already foudn. Gym for boxing/bjj which there are plenty and I went to one yesterday. Another nice things is the pullup and dip/exercise bars near the beach. I would like to lift weights but its summer here now and its much more enjoyable to run aroudn the beach and do calesthenics. I talked to some peruvian dudes there and they invited me to join their group on sundays. I have a very minor job that is almost more like a volunteer gig writing articles about my travels for elementrary school kids. Its a shame I wont be able to tell them about fucking chicks and trying to buy coke. Another thing I want to do is get a local bank accout which is going to be a bit more complicated than i imagined. Back when online poker was more legal in the states I had a modest monthly revenue stream (300-500$) which I would like to resume.
Sorry for the shitty writing and misspelling but i dont feel like editing this. If anyone has any questions/suggestions let me know. Also, if anyone wants to get together and meet up let me know. One final observation is that the chicks here are not as ugly. If people seem interested, I will update this when i feel like writing
On the flight all the chicks (foreigners and Peruvians) were very receptive to some chit chat. One peruvian from the plane i am supposed to go on a little valentines date this evening but I dont know if I want to go with her. I knew I was coming here for some time now so I did some pipelining. A strange thing happened at the airport in Lima as two different chicks were there to pick me up. Luckily I snuck out with one of them not seeing me.
First night I banged a colombian chick at my hostel. The last few days have consisted of going on one date after the next. One surprising thing about Peru is that because everyone lives with their parents, there is a lot of public affection. Almost all the dates consist of a lot of initial resistence to even touching their hand or something, but they ease into kissing very quickly. I mean heavy makeout sessions on the street, but they all slap me if i try to touch their asses on the street. At first I felt like a pornstar when making out in the streets because I felt like all eyes were on me, but nobody gives a shit. Only one of the 5-7 dates has resulted in a bang, but if i seem them again I'm sure it'll happen.
The dates consist of going to restaurants or bars. I'm going to have to insist on just going for walks with some beers or just sitting and drinking at the park because these dates can get expensive. I dont know how much money these chicks have, but they seems to have enough. Sometimes I do just pay for myself but i feel like a dick and usually just pick up the check. Twice the chicks have picked up the bill which was nice. That gesture of kindness will ensure a 2nd date even if they are somewhat less hot
Other agendas. Find an apartment which I think I already foudn. Gym for boxing/bjj which there are plenty and I went to one yesterday. Another nice things is the pullup and dip/exercise bars near the beach. I would like to lift weights but its summer here now and its much more enjoyable to run aroudn the beach and do calesthenics. I talked to some peruvian dudes there and they invited me to join their group on sundays. I have a very minor job that is almost more like a volunteer gig writing articles about my travels for elementrary school kids. Its a shame I wont be able to tell them about fucking chicks and trying to buy coke. Another thing I want to do is get a local bank accout which is going to be a bit more complicated than i imagined. Back when online poker was more legal in the states I had a modest monthly revenue stream (300-500$) which I would like to resume.
Sorry for the shitty writing and misspelling but i dont feel like editing this. If anyone has any questions/suggestions let me know. Also, if anyone wants to get together and meet up let me know. One final observation is that the chicks here are not as ugly. If people seem interested, I will update this when i feel like writing