Years back - the chick was a 9, but had a yeast infection. Transmission during sex is considered 'uncommon' but that didn't stop it from being transferred to my tongue. It resulted in a combination of burning like hot wax and having your tongue slashed with razor blades until I knew what it was. It was easily-treated but I've never been hugely into eating pussy since. (Yeah, I know "It's beta!" but this was back in the days when Madonna hadn't even sung about being eaten out, so girls thought it was incredibly-dirty and were far more submissive to your control during the act).
I also remember being at a party with two mates when a hottie I'd banged a few times before flirted with me briefly on her way past. Mate 1 asked me if I was going to bang her, and I said I already had but "That slut gave me crabs."
Mate 2 lowered his beer and said "That slut gave ME crabs."
I also remember being at a party with two mates when a hottie I'd banged a few times before flirted with me briefly on her way past. Mate 1 asked me if I was going to bang her, and I said I already had but "That slut gave me crabs."
Mate 2 lowered his beer and said "That slut gave ME crabs."