[funkyzeit]

I don't have disgusting sex stories but I do have a disgusting makeout story.

There was this girl that I wanted to bang for years, but I just couldn't bump into her and stalking is out of the question. So when I finally managed to get with her and go to her place I immediately started making out with her and showed my hand under her pants to feel her perfect ass. On her left cheek I felt a little bump so I pressed it to see what it is. It deflated immediately and I felt my hand getting kinda wet really fast. I pulled my hand to see what's going on and my hand was covered in some mixture of blood and something yellowish.

The smell and realization that I just popped a giant pulsating hemorrhoid made me sick. I got up, went to the bathroom to wash my hand and when I came back to her room her hands were covering her face and she was on the edge of tears. She started to tell me "it's not her fault" and it could be true, I'm not a hemorrhoid specialist. I told her I won't tell anyone (this post is an exception since we are anonymous) and I left.

Other than her all the girls that were with me were clean enough and I have no horror stories.