I know he said menses doesn't count but its all I got besides gagging on a pube story.
I recently started talking to this cute redhead I knew from grade school. Gorgeous face and huge tits, little on the thicker side. She met me up at a dive bar after she went to some gala event. Well she got pretty drunk and I took her home when the bar closed. On the way she's talking about her dress makes for easier access and she wanted me to pull over a block away from her house. So as soon as I put it park she's all over me. She lifts her dress and I start fingering her, well I start feeling something that doesn't seem right. I question her about it and she says "its probably nothin....oh shit!" I pulled my hand out and see red stained fingers. "GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY CAR!" (I'm terribly grossed out with that shit) I start dry heaving. She tries to convince me its not that bad. I stay my course and kick her out. She was so pissed she had to walk home a block in heels during a Chicago January. Now she still tries to hang out with me....stupid hamster.
I recently started talking to this cute redhead I knew from grade school. Gorgeous face and huge tits, little on the thicker side. She met me up at a dive bar after she went to some gala event. Well she got pretty drunk and I took her home when the bar closed. On the way she's talking about her dress makes for easier access and she wanted me to pull over a block away from her house. So as soon as I put it park she's all over me. She lifts her dress and I start fingering her, well I start feeling something that doesn't seem right. I question her about it and she says "its probably nothin....oh shit!" I pulled my hand out and see red stained fingers. "GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY CAR!" (I'm terribly grossed out with that shit) I start dry heaving. She tries to convince me its not that bad. I stay my course and kick her out. She was so pissed she had to walk home a block in heels during a Chicago January. Now she still tries to hang out with me....stupid hamster.