Magnificent example of how to take action when it's too late:
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/11/08/health...ts.html?hp
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/11/08/health...ts.html?hp
"Fart, and if you must, fart often. But always fart without apology. Fart for freedom, fart for liberty, and fart proudly" (Ben Franklin)